December 24, 2018

3 blinds in a row

This very tall alliterate A list model got booted off a recent modeling gig. That is the first time I know of that has happened to her. I wonder if someone stans her ex. / This disgraced reality star from a huge family is still married. He also sees a stripper he met once a week at her place. Hey, at least she is legal. / It looks like this J-Lo ex is finally set to come out after he was spotted getting very affectionate in public with his long time gay porn actor boyfriend.
December 2, 2018

Interesting choice for the acoustic song of the night.

Did you see what the A+ lister chose to sing the night after the home town stop of this alliterate model? Interesting choice for the acoustic song of the night. Oh, those lyrics.
November 26, 2018

She wanted to know which one of her friends was leaking stories about her.

This A+ list singer wanted to know which one of her friends was leaking stories about her. So, she said something crazy about several things. The story was leaked, and the only one who knew that story was the foreign born former A+ list boy bander turned stay at home drug addict. So, since then the A+ lister has banished him from her life.
November 24, 2018

You know when you have a good friend who knows what you want to know about someone.

You know when you have a good friend who knows what you want to know about someone. Just a definitive answer about the foreign born C- list actor with the A+ list connections. That actress friend sent me, in response to my inquiry whether she thought he would hit on her was "lolololololololololololololololol." Oh, and he was very hesitant to even discuss the A+ list connection.
November 24, 2018

3 blinds in a row

This married foreign born permanent A+ list athlete recently got some unlike him plastic surgery because he was insecure around his much younger mistress. / It didn't take long for our favorite alliterate model to unfollow the actor that this A+ list singer calls her boyfriend. By my count the follow fest lasted all of a month. / The star of the night almost ended up dead last night after yet another seizure. The multiple kid having, se-x tape having, sizzurp loving rapper was the star of the award show, but suffered a massive seizure at a party.
November 8, 2018

Look what happens when you have an A+ list singer you call your girlfriend.

When you are just below Footman #3 in the credits they don't even let you usually walk the red carpet, unless of course you are this foreign born mostly movie actor who had a PR team worthy of an A+ lister make people think he was the star. Look what happens when you have an A+ list singer you call your girlfriend.
October 18, 2018

She was on double secret probation after being busted multiple times on tour by her host.

Like sands through the hourglass, one thing that remains consistent is this foreign born A- list alliterate singer who is making up for some lost time in her coke use. She was on double secret probation after being busted multiple times on tour by her host. Last night, she was full on coke all night long. Not even a bloody nose slowed her down.
October 16, 2018

Everyone does a little bribing, but usually the recipient of the bribe does not brag to the world

It isn't like anyone will do anything because no one wants to make the A+ list singer mad or embarrassed. Everyone does a little bribing, but usually the recipient of the bribe does not brag to the world about the wonderful bribe being given and why they are receiving it.