September 15, 2019

3 blinds in a row

I guess no one told the A+ list singer where the boyfriend actually went to school and that he was described as an "utter prick." / This former A list athlete won't make it through the first week of this network reality show if he keeps using drugs like he is. / The host/mogul is discovering that it is way easier to give a raise and renew a contract than to find a new beard.
September 3, 2019

The manager has already sold out to the dark side so probably doesn’t care what comes out in court.

It is inevitable that the A+ list singer and the manager to multiple A listers will end up in court. The question is, how bloody it will be for both sides. The thing is, the manager has already sold out to the dark side so probably doesn't care what comes out in court.
July 29, 2019

She ordered every one of the guests not to talk about the A-list singer she and her husband are feuding with.

Which music manager/newly appointed record company head's wife made no new friends at that presidential candidate's fundraiser a few nights ago? She ordered every one of the guests not to talk about the A-list singer she and her husband are feuding with. However, the only times she was mentioned indirectly was by the wife, who referred to her as the c-word and a homophobic slur that rhymes with like.
July 9, 2019

He doesn’t want to upset them.

This foreign born A list singer who frequently works with this A+ list singer hasn't publicly supported her because he is trying to work with a different A+/A list singer who works with someone else and doesn't want to upset them.
June 21, 2019

2 blinds in a row

The alliterate former actress turned es-cort thinks she can get that singing career back on track. Her way of doing it? She thinks she should be the opening act for this A+ list singer when the A+ lister goes on tour. / This former celebrity turned reality star turned po-rn star turned really bad singer sleeps with a guy who then arranges interviews for her.
June 11, 2019

Don’t forget his “fantasy” of killing the three named actress.

With the brilliant PR person missing from the scene, the A+ list singer allowed herself to be photographed and say nice things about the alliterate former A list singer who has been accused of rape and serial abuse as well as domestic violence. Oh, and don't forget his "fantasy" of killing the three named actress.
May 4, 2019

Who did the mural?

One way to get the tongues wagging for sure is to make sure your mural looks exactly like the wings the very tall alliterate model has worn in the past. Oh, and who did the mural? Oh yeah, the same person who photographed you and the model together. Interesting.
March 27, 2019

3 blinds in a row

My favorite foreign born former A- list mostly movie actress/frequent red carpet flasher turned B-/C+ list actress/reality star is back boozing again. Never a good sign. / Apparently, this A list singer/wannabe A- list mostly movie actor/frequent talk show guest is meh about trying to save his marriage. / This foreign born A-/B+ list singer with the initialed name just got off tour with an A+ lister and is probably going to invite the wrath of lawyers if she keeps whispering the dirty laundry of the singer while out and about around town.