1801, 2022

Drug testing every other day.

This B list streaming actress who always looks scary thin and loves coke more than eating has a clause in her contract for a new movie. Drug testing every other day. That would be great for her.

1801, 2022

Somehow jail watchers missed this indie director getting arrested

Somehow TMZ and all the other jail watchers missed this indie director getting arrested for domestic violence this week. He has won multiple awards at Sundance. The kind of guy who talks about craft a lot. He already had a five year protective order taken out against him by his ex-girlfriend who is the creator/showrunner of a show with girlfriend in the title.

1801, 2022

The ginger haired one didn’t have any issues with it last time when he was home.

The ginger haired one is implying through a recent statement that the US is covering the costs of his security and also providing Secret Service and he wants the same thing at home. Also, if it doesn't happen it gives the alliterate one an excuse to stay behind which is what she really wants anyway. The ginger haired one didn't have any issues with it last time when he was home.

1801, 2022

He knows the movie is awful

He knows the movie is awful, but this long time B list actor turned part time wrestler is still out there hustling and promoting it unlike some other cast members.

1701, 2022

He is misremembering the past

The serial s.e.x.u.a.l. assaulter/child p.o.r.n. producer is just trying to use the fame of this former A+ list reality star to get some attention for himself. He is also misremembering the past and it is probably because was just as coked out as the former A+ list reality star.

1701, 2022

She got dumped by another guy.

The actress/singer/podcaster/thirst seeker got dumped by another guy. Apparently he didn't want to agree to her rules that she knows exactly where he was 24/7.

1601, 2022

He was forced to take some very cringeworthy gigs.

This back in the day A list television actor/comic was being taken care of by an A list talking head. Once she broke up with him and cut him off, he was forced to take some very cringeworthy gigs. The senior healthcare television ads are particularly bad.