2811, 2021

How about asking her about the Spanish twins.

Once again, the wife who is only a celebrity because of who she married, is making a recent tragedy about how she has struggled to get through things. Instead of letting her get away with her violin stuff, how about asking her about the Spanish twins.

2811, 2021

She likes to call them candles.

This actress who started a massive company  not named GOOP, wants to start selling products used for witchcraft rituals, but no one can figure out what to call them. She likes to call them "candles."

2811, 2021

Cake for everyone.

The third in line here in the US just dropped $25M on a house in a state with no income tax. There is nothing like a 10,000 square foot house on an island as far away from the people you represent as possible so they can't find you there and make you feel guilty. Cake for everyone.

2811, 2021

Two blinds in a row

This serial cheating former A list rapper didn't want his wife to know about the super expensive gift to one of his mistresses. Now, the wife is probably going to be on the hook for the $1M because the rapper doesn't have that kind of money. / The love her or hate her A list celebrity only cares about one thing. Herself. When it comes to people who can't do her any favors higher on the list, all she wants from them is to open their wallets and buy everything she sells.

2811, 2021

At one point a dead animal was dumped at his front door as a warning.

Another story about this deceased comic comic's - A while back he started telling a few jokes in his act about this A+ big box office actor with a weird personal life. In no uncertain terms, he was warned to stop doing this by many powerful people and at one point a dead animal was dumped at his front door as a warning. He stopped but what he started doing once a month for a couple years was anonymously mailing a large collection of phallic sexual aids to the A+ actor. The actor never figured out who was doing this.

2711, 2021

She lives to climb the thirst ladder

Our favorite pay cable star who really wants to be Bond, has picked a winner for his next "girlfriend." She is someone who is hated by legions of soccer fans because she cheated on her soccer playing boyfriend with another soccer player. She lives to climb the thirst ladder and this is about as high as she can get.

2711, 2021

There will be a war.

A few weeks ago, I told you about the A list singer/bad actor sleeping with this former A+ list singer while he was still dating the A list "singer." The A list "singer" knows about it and also how the former A+ list singer slept with producers/writers to get tracks that were supposed to go to our "singer." There will be a war.

2711, 2021

They were lying.

This awards organization said they were done with secret meetings and rigged nominations. They were lying.

2711, 2021

Of course, he still doesn’t think the baby is his, so there is that.

While promoting her new movie, this actress/pro beard for hire is not responding on the record about her boyfriend/baby daddy. That should tell you all you need to know. She should never have tried to make it work and just stayed out on the west coast. Of course, he still doesn't think the baby is his, so there is that. Although, this would never have happened if he had remained faithful in his marriage. Anyway.

2711, 2021

He wants proof.

See, the math has always been the sticking point for the comedian. For this to work, the actress and the comedian would have been hooking up prior to going to rehab or a split in his marriage, which of course contradicts everything about meeting in church or some kind of nonsense and why he doesn't think he is the father. He wants proof.

2611, 2021

Changing license plate numbers whenever it ends up in a photo

I would really like to know why this couple who had to turn back rumors they split this past week, doesn't come clean on a couple of things. Why for instance is the Maybach you supposedly bought as a gift always have a series of continually changing license plate numbers whenever it ends up in a photo being posted by the couple.

2611, 2021

Ponytail girl hates him.

This A list singer was recently asked if she would be willing to work again with this foreign born A list singer who loves the end of the week. She said that will never ever happen again. She hates him.