13Oct, 2013

He’s ready to just call it a day and split

October 13, 2013|

It's kind of old news that this marriage between this country singer and her former singer, now celebrity husband has been on the skids for a while. She's had an on and off drug problem, and he has a notorious wandering eye...especially for young coeds. But, they've always been fiercely loyal to each other, and somehow made it work, or kept up appearances anyway. But now it looks like he's ready to just call it a day and split.

13Oct, 2013

Two for one special

October 13, 2013|

This former B- list mostly television actress from a hit HBO show who is long gone from the show was out partying this week and offering a two for one special with a friend. The actress had no takers because she was asking way too much. It is frightening how fast she has gone downhill. Yes, it will be revealed.

13Oct, 2013

She’s decided to not be serious with anyone until her ex dies.

October 13, 2013|

Friends of this A-list mostly TV actor and this B-list now mostly TV actress, have been hoping these two would finally realize their love connection and get together. She's the only woman he's even considered dating in the almost decade since his marriage ended, and she loves how warm and kind he is, and seems to not have any of the usual demons her loves of the past have had. They've been spending a lot of time together lately, and the sparks are definitely flying.

12Oct, 2013

He likes to chase the dragon

October 12, 2013|

"He’s really abusive and rude … with males and females." This music mogul’s lifestyle, reported to be dedicated to Satanic worship [involving ritualistic sex], is the reason why one of his former artists left the music business for good to turn to Christianity. That’s after Kelis reportedly had "many abortions" of our blind item’s unborn kids. Long before she got with Nas, and Jay Z made Bey his bride …

12Oct, 2013

Sad and tragic tale: She shut up and kept taking more drugs

October 12, 2013|

This is a sad and tragic tale and I am leaving a lot of it out because it is a blind item and not a book. I am just giving you the highlights of what was headed towards a promising career as a being famous for being famous celebrity and instead is a cautionary tale of everything that can go wrong. At her peak our celebrity/reality star/actress made it to A/B/C respectively. She thought she had made it big when she got called for an audition for a part in a huge box office budget type movie. She didn't even mind sleeping with a producer to get cast.

12Oct, 2013

It is about something that happened when she was 8

October 12, 2013|

This foreign born C+ list mostly movie actress with B list name recognition who sometimes models has a very big secret. The secret is so big that she won't even do any interviews ever for fear it will be brought up. The only time she will do any interviews is if she knows exactly the questions that will be asked and if she gets final editing just in case it is asked. It is about something that happened when she was 8. This will be revealed.

12Oct, 2013

All I know is her ex would have jumped all over it.

October 12, 2013|

This B list mostly movie actress (#1) and most of the time girlfriend to this A list mostly movie actor who used to have a thing way back in the day for Britney Spears once accepted an offer from a truly spectacular B- list mostly movie actress (#2) to be in a threesome with #2 and #2's husband. For the first time I can remember the husband turned it down. He said he turned it down because he didn't want to ruin the career of #2. Umm, it could only help considering what she has been in. All I know is her ex would have jumped all over it.

12Oct, 2013

Her skin is back to that deathly pale look

October 12, 2013|

The cheating on both sides of the relationship is fine with each of these A list mostly movie actors so I guess that means it would be an open thing rather than a cheating thing. What isn't ok with the A list male in the relationship is the drug use by his female partner. She had stopped for about a year except for pot, but she is back heavy on the one she loves most and her skin is back to that deathly pale look that makes you shudder when you see it up close. This will be revealed.

12Oct, 2013

She says that she spends about half her income on guys.

October 12, 2013|

This Academy Award winner/nominee mostly movie actress has a fairly well known name but is probably just a B- lister. She is trying her hand a little at television and maybe that will boost her list a bit. She is hoping that the money she makes from the show will help her get out of the debt her family has got her into and help her pay for the stable of young guys she keeps on hand to make her feel young. She says that she spends about half her income on guys.

12Oct, 2013

While they were having sex he kept saying, “Forgive me Jesus,”

October 12, 2013|

So, I had a little chat with this former A list celebrity and now someone who is trying to take life one day at a time and has been through a whole lot the past five years. She told me one of the funniest anecdotes ever and I'm making it a blind. A few years ago when our celebrity was at the height of her fame and before it all came crashing to the ground she was and for that matter still is gorgeous. She walked a red carpet and this B-/C+ list actor from a very famous family started talking to her. And then followed her around all night and kept hitting on her and finally convinced our actress to have sex at his hotel. She says that while they were having sex he kept saying, "Forgive me Jesus," the entire time they had sex. Yes, during actual thrusting.

12Oct, 2013

Is the trailer soundproof? Nope!

October 12, 2013|

These celebrities are usually very professional when they are working on separate projects. However, all that professionalism recently fell by the wayside when they started working together! He is a well-known director. She is a well-known actress. He is older than she. They have each been involved in some huge films. And they both have significant others.

12Oct, 2013

If he could touch it

October 12, 2013|

Last month these two actors had a very interesting encounter. Both of the actors are B list but one is rising while the other continues to slowly drop and live off his A list name. Our dropping actor found himself seated next to the rising star at a screening and asked whether it was true about the rising actor's equipment. In response the rising actor unzipped his pants and pulled out his equipment. The falling actor asked if he could touch it and without getting an answer reached out and grabbed it. The rising actor freaked out and zipped up and found a different seat at the screening.

12Oct, 2013

He picks his partners based on availability and attraction rather than gender

October 12, 2013|

We already told you that this television actor is bisexual. Today we’re going to provide you with a lot of details behind both his sexuality and his recent public and private relationships. It’s quite a story, so hang on to your slushies! For him, sexuality isn’t about being straight or gay. It’s a continuum, and he picks his partners based on availability and attraction rather than gender. Yes, it’s confusing if you think that people are one way or the other, and that they should be consistent and publicly honest about their preferences. He is just doing whatever he feels like doing on any given day, and hooking up with whomever of whatever gender whenever he wants… while maintaining the veneer of being a straight male. Our actor publicly identifies as straight with a steady girlfriend. He privately identifies as bisexual – but mostly straight with a lot of "experimental" hookups with men.

12Oct, 2013

She is pregnant!

October 12, 2013|

This actress is certainly making some interesting fashion choices lately. Well, we know why… She is pregnant! Although she is not showing – and she is not ready to announce yet – we just received confirmation that she definitely is expecting a baby! The announcement is tentatively scheduled for late October/early November as she will have safely cleared the first trimester by then. Being the star of a project with a specific timeline poses an interesting challenge. Will they shoot around the pregnancy and have her character sit behind a desk or carry lots of large objects around?

12Oct, 2013

Pegging queen

October 12, 2013|

Apparently this male half of a national morning talk show was walking a little funny this morning. His girlfriend is known as the pegging queen as her ex-husband and another boyfriend can attest to so maybe she got out of hand this weekend.

12Oct, 2013

Accidentally gave some money to a Scientology offshoot

October 12, 2013|

This former A list singer/celebrity who is foreign born and probably still a B+ in her own country but steadily falling here accidentally gave some money to a Scientology offshoot and now they are claiming she is one of them. The former reality star winner wants nothing to do with them.

11Oct, 2013

The project is going to fail by Christmas, no doubt

October 11, 2013|

This greatly loved and highly respected A-lister now regrets giving this rapidly falling B-lister a leg up in the industry. She fell for their victim role, and thought maybe the project they were offering would help stop the tailspin and get them back on the right track. Well, she was wrong. Although she's one of the kindest, gentlest souls around, she is a fierce business woman, and didn't get to where she is today with kittens and rainbows. She knows her market and audience and what they want to see, and while she thought the B-lister was going to be a great compliment to that, they actually wound up being quite the antithesis of the A-lister's brand.

11Oct, 2013

Recently she had her assistant call a local maternity store

October 11, 2013|

This celebrity with A-list name recognition is an idiot. She is obsessed with gossip blogs, magazines, and feebly attempts to control the press and how she is portrayed. The problem is, the more she tries, the less it seems to work and the worse she looks. She has been obsessed with having a baby for a couple of years now, but it looks like modern science isn't going to allow that to happen. That, and she doesn't seem to have any willing participants handy. So she hatched a stupid plan to fake a pregnancy, and then tragically miscarry. I know...how very 'Teen Mom' of her, right?

11Oct, 2013

She’s desperate to have a cause by December

October 11, 2013|

This C-list celebrity with A-list name recognition is desperate for a cause. Any cause. She's been trying like crazy to become the face of any charitable organization that will have her. Only not a single one will. She even begged her friend, this B-list celebrity to be a part of her foundation, and she hasn't said 'no' yet, but has been avoiding her friend like the plague as this is their big fundraising month and she doesn't want any negative press associated with it. Recently, the celebrity took to social media to try and insert herself into a cause, and was graciously received, and was excited to finally be accepted somewhere.

11Oct, 2013

Going to be in a world of hurt when everyone starts calling her a home wrecker

October 11, 2013|

This former A list tweener is still an A list tweener or at least she still looks like one even though she is well out of the tweener age. Her last boyfriend was also a tweener and she must have wanted something different because she is now sleeping with a married movie producer who is twice her age and has a child the same age as the tweener. She loves the guy but is going to be in a world of hurt when everyone starts calling her a home wrecker.

11Oct, 2013

The best time of his life was not when he became an A list television actor

October 11, 2013|

This B list mostly movie actor who is dangerously close to falling to C list after all of his movies have bombed says that the best time of his life was not when he became an A list television actor on a very hit cable show but when he was at the Academy Awards and did two lines of coke with this A++ list movie actor legend.

11Oct, 2013

Why even bother getting married?

October 11, 2013|

Why even bother getting married? This B- list actress who divides her time between movies and television and is not the most friendly person on the planet cheated while pregnant and after. Her mostly movie actor husband did the same thing. An accident doesn't mean you have to get married.

11Oct, 2013

They gave up the baby for adoption

October 11, 2013|

This A list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show has a secret with his significant other that goes way back to when they first started dating. Apparently she got pregnant and gave birth and they gave up the baby for adoption because they were trying to make it big still and didn't have the time or money to raise the kid.

11Oct, 2013

She is amazingly hot and with her newly freed sexuality she is probably extra hot right now

October 11, 2013|

This actress used to be almost A list. She is mostly movies and has been acting for ages. You all know who she is and I would give her an A list name recognition for anyone who reads gossip and every other person would know her face but not her name. She has been trapped in a loveless marriage for years. Sexless too except for when the ex would get her drunk enough. Violent? You bet.

11Oct, 2013

They can’t afford to replace her

October 11, 2013|

This former A list tweener and now B list celebrity/singer/reality star had a sober companion forced on her after producers became alarmed at the number of times she was hours late to work. They can't afford to replace her and need her sober and at work. This is as bad as she has been in awhile.