17Oct, 2013

She never takes anyone back

October 17, 2013|

This B list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee parties so much that her last three boyfriends have all gone to rehab. She just keeps going though. Apparently the guys always want to come back to her even with the rehab thing because she is apparently crazy in bed too. They think it's worth it. She never takes anyone back though. Ever.

17Oct, 2013

This A+ list diva is millions of dollars over budget for her latest record

October 17, 2013|

This A+ list diva is millions of dollars over budget for her latest record and it also sounds like crap. She needs to go back in the studio to fix it but can't find the time, energy or voice to do it. Look for it to be delayed yet again. It won't end up in the trash but most people would put it there right now if they listened to it.

17Oct, 2013

He has this creepy thing where he likes to dress as Satan

October 17, 2013|

This former A+ list mostly movie actor is now an A lister. Probably always will be despite being an a-hole. Anyway he has this creepy thing where he likes to dress as Satan and role play with the teenagers and porn stars he brings home.

17Oct, 2013

It would be front page headlines

October 17, 2013|

This couple had patched up their differences and things were going smoothly. Then the A+ list celebrity wife heard about another affair her A++ list celebrity husband was involved in. It was a woman served up on a platter almost literally by the money man who also serves them up to Zac Efron. Now our A+ list celebrity is back in the dog house and their time apart could become permanent. It would be front page headlines.

16Oct, 2013

I don’t expect him to be faithful

October 16, 2013|

"I don't expect him to be faithful. I think men are never faithful to women. A man is supposed to be a provider and to take care of me and to love me but I'm not getting married expecting him to be faithful and would be disappointed if he was." Former A list mostly television actress who was on a hit show for years and who has had her own share of affairs in the past discussing marriage.

16Oct, 2013

According to the escort the kid was crying like crazy

October 16, 2013|

This former A list celebrity/singer turned celebrity turned celebrity/singer had an escort over to his house while his wife was out of town. He probably had not expected his child to walk in on him. According to the escort the kid was crying like crazy wondering what happened to his mom.

16Oct, 2013

One has really dirty nails and I’m scared of him

October 16, 2013|

The biggest a-hole of the day award today goes to this barely hanging onto A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner. It isn't often you see an actor or actress think so highly of themselves that they think they are truly better than everyone around them but this actress has always felt that way and it appears it is getting worse. Our actress was filming some commercials and went off on a couple of different crew members who dared speak to her. One of them was a lighting guy who asked if she could move a foot or two to the correct mark. She hissed at him and threatened him with a firing.

16Oct, 2013

How sweet. How faithful. How devoted.

October 16, 2013|

There’s been lots of chatter about the divorce of this famous news guy, and speculation as to his involvement with a prominent female reporter. Well, we have the inside story! He is getting divorced, but his wife’s legal documents declare that he was faithful. She is still married and pretends to be a devoted wife and mother. The two of them are definitely having an affair. And it has been going on for years!

16Oct, 2013

She was wasted out of her mind the other night

October 16, 2013|

This former A list reality star and talk show host and reality show star again and a million other descriptions is foreign born. She was also wasted out of her mind the other night and when no one could be found to help support her out to a waiting cab she had to crawl to the front entrance before some guys took pity on her and led her out to the waiting cab. Her makeup and wig were all crazy. It was a horrific sight.

16Oct, 2013

Apparently when she drinks she is also really noisy.

October 16, 2013|

This current DWTS celebrity was busted having sex with someone who is not their significant other. She would never have been caught if she was a little more quiet. Apparently when she drinks she is also really noisy.

16Oct, 2013

Our actor apologized and said it wouldn’t happen again.

October 16, 2013|

This former A list mostly movie actor who has turned to television as he has aged but not become less attractive was chastised this past week during intermission of a play in NYC. The actor was told that his behavior with his much much younger female companion did not go unnoticed and was not appreciated. Apparently our actor was getting some manual attention during the performance and it didn't go down well with the person doing the berating. Our actor apologized and said it wouldn't happen again.

16Oct, 2013

She reeked of booze

October 16, 2013|

This B list mostly television actress from a very hit show who just happens to also be starring in a sure fire movie bomb which is due out now, was at a pumpkin patch with her kid and stopped people in their tracks with how much she reeked of booze. She drove them both there and home.

16Oct, 2013

He is kind of like the male version of Jennifer Aniston

October 16, 2013|

Not that long ago this A list mostly movie actor who really shouldn't be A list but his name recognition keeps him there. He is no great acting talent at all. He is kind of like the male version of Jennifer Aniston except he is foreign born and didn't have the television career. At an after party he ran into at the time an almost A list mostly television actress who has since become a B list mostly television actress with A list name recognition if you can spell it. The two hit it off and when the actor said the magic word coke, the actress was all over him and they left together to go back to his hotel.

16Oct, 2013

The tabloid world would go ballistic if this comes out.

October 16, 2013|

This no name walk on type actress is selling a story to tabloids claiming that this married D list mostly television actor with A list name recognition gave her an STD that does not go away. She says he told her he was clean. Apparently he tells that to everyone but it isn't true. She is also threatening to sue him. The tabloid world would go ballistic if this comes out.

16Oct, 2013

The celebrity got serviced and then went on stage

October 16, 2013|

This B list celebrity who is an A+ list musician and sells out places around the world and has a very interesting name. Good looking too. Anyway he was late getting to the stage last week which is really unusual for him but he was finishing up a performance with a woman who had sneaked backstage and promised to do anything he wanted. He took her up on the offer and while his crew took photos and video the celebrity got serviced and then went on stage.

16Oct, 2013

What will this lead to?

October 16, 2013|

This C+ list mostly television actress who used to be on a hit show for an almost network never has said anything about being gay or bi-sexual but she sure was doing a good job of sneaking in two quick make out grope sessions with this very attached female A list celebrity who found a way to ditch her partner a couple of times. What will this lead to?

15Oct, 2013

The guy is scary and it wouldn’t shock me if he ends up dying in a very violent manner

October 15, 2013|

Because of his connections and willingness to do anything for money this former A list actor has probably got away with more crime than any other actor from Hollywood ever. Three or four years ago there was a reporter who was going to write a lengthy article/expose about the actor and some of his illegal exploits and ended up almost getting killed a week into his investigation. Three days later he was threatened again and finally gave up the project. It isn't like this actor is all that great but he has a reputation overseas for being great. Sex and drug trafficking are just the tip of the iceberg for this actor. The latest thing that is truly scary is that he has been flown in for some "raids" on camps and has killed people.

15Oct, 2013

The daughter was going to be a porn star until dad stepped in

October 15, 2013|

This A list reality star and blow hard who also happens to be rich had to pay to get his hands on the sex tape his daughter made with her boyfriend. The boyfriend left his cell phone at a party and the next thing you know the daughter was going to be a porn star until dad stepped in.

15Oct, 2013

Just because of how horrible her acting is

October 15, 2013|

This former C- list mostly television actress who moved to A list reality star who has moved down to C list reality star and soon will be a C list actress again was trying to get a table at a restaurant the other night without a reservation. She was with five other people. The restaurant was booked and people were already waiting. Our diva was told there would be a 45 minute wait. She did the whole do you know who I am thing and the host said he knew exactly who she was and if it was up to him he would make her wait double that amount just because of how horrible her acting is. Our actress walked out in a huff.

15Oct, 2013

He is not well-endowed

October 15, 2013|

There is a handsome foreign-born singer about whom we’ve run several blind items. We usually talk about his relationships with women. Today we have something new to add. Yes, he still loves women. Beautiful women. He has never been faithful to any of them. But here’s the really interesting thing: he likes threesomes. Big deal, you say? Well, his girlfriend was not included in the threesomes. And, he likes his threesomes to include another guy. Yes, our singer is bisexual. Who knew? Our singer prefers a guy who has big equipment. How does he know that ahead of time? Well, he tends to favor male porn stars.

14Oct, 2013

The two women found an unlocked gun cabinet and started shooting

October 14, 2013|

Party last year. Former A list model and general all around slightly crazy person who has also acted was with this former A list celebrity/singer. The two women found an unlocked gun cabinet and started shooting the guns in a room while drunk. At the walls. With people on the other side.

14Oct, 2013

She had sex with this A list Academy Award nominee/winner actor

October 14, 2013|

In the always entertaining series of "I can't believe they slept together" I give you one half the clue. That is the freaky part and in this case it is Tila Tequila. She had sex with this A list Academy Award nominee/winner actor the night before the award ceremony. Was she good luck or bad luck? What did his significant other think about it?

14Oct, 2013

She was awake and alert but she said she was paralyzed

October 14, 2013|

This former A list celebrity/singer and now a C list with a very memorable name had to be carried from her van to a hotel room two nights ago because she had a bad reaction from some heroin she had shot up earlier in the night and couldn't move. She was awake and alert but she said she was paralyzed. A few hours later she was able to start moving again.

14Oct, 2013

She gave him a price. He paid.

October 14, 2013|

This A list mostly movie actress who has a connection with one of the worst train wrecks in Hollywood is usually up for anything. She recently said that she once had sex for money just so she could say she did. She says it wasn't role playing but that she let a guy hit on her and when he asked to take her home she gave him a price. He paid.

14Oct, 2013

Another strike can be added to his troubles

October 14, 2013|

This B- list mostly television actor from one of the most popular shows on free cable has been in this space before for some very bad behavior which will be revealed. Now another strike can be added to his troubles. He met a woman at a hotel bar and started acting inappropriately and the woman left. Our actor followed her back to her hotel room yelling at her the whole time and calling her some truly horrible names because she wasn't interested in sleeping with him. He walked back to the bar and did the same thing with another woman before giving up and passing out on a couch in the hotel lobby.