17Oct, 2013

He has been cheating on her

October 17, 2013|

This former B list funny actress who now just focuses on keeping her show on the air long enough to hit syndication, split with her boyfriend because he has been cheating on her with this B list mostly television actress/singer from a hit network show who loves people to think she is single now and was madly in love before. Not so much as it turns out.

17Oct, 2013

Don’t be surprised if these two work together in the near future

October 17, 2013|

This is a tale of two divas...one talented and earning of the title. One an awful third rate talent that somehow got this lucky. It's no secret that they don't like each other at all. It's actually a feud from almost twenty years ago when the talented diva was making hits with the 3rd rater's boyfriend, and the 3rd rater made the boyfriend quit working with the talented one in order to give her hits, too. So for decades it's been like a one up competition between them. They plant stories about each other in the press, and it gets vicious behind the scenes, too. Well, the 3rd rater has kind of hit a rough patch in her life recently.

17Oct, 2013

He didn’t tell his brother the woman was a hooker

October 17, 2013|

This A list mostly television actor with A+ name recognition got his brother a hooker for his birthday. He didn't tell his brother the woman was a hooker though and kept asking her out on dates. He wanted to leave his wife for the hooker until his brother told him that the reason she kept saying yes was that the actor was paying her but meant it to be a one time thing.

17Oct, 2013

She didn’t want her paid for boyfriend accused of being a cheater

October 17, 2013|

The reason for the split is not quite so cut and dry. This A list celebrity/singer in every country in the world but here was having second thoughts about having a kept man on the payroll. For his part he has been seeing a 19 year old model and that little secret was becoming more and more open which our singer thought people would see as a sign of her aging and didn't want her paid for boyfriend accused of being a cheater.

17Oct, 2013

He will probably want another reduction soon

October 17, 2013|

This unemployed Real Housewife and her child support challenged significant other didn't seem to have any problems negotiating the purchase of an $18,000 painting last night. He will probably want another reduction soon. He can't afford to be shelling out that kind of money for a painting and pay child support.

17Oct, 2013

She is sick but won’t talk about it

October 17, 2013|

This B list actress who was on a very hit premium cable show and is beloved because of it, is sick but won't talk about it. She has huge clumps of her hair that are falling out and unlike the last time this happened to her a few years ago she is having to wear a wig because it is leaving bald patches.

17Oct, 2013

Maybe that is why she gets face time on his show so much

October 17, 2013|

Most of the time when this married A list celebrity/host hits on every woman he encounters during the day, they say no. There is a B- list mostly movie actress/former reality star who always says yes though. Maybe that is why she gets face time on his show so much despite not doing anything worthy.

17Oct, 2013

Is he that stupid to not know what’s going on?

October 17, 2013|

I have joked previously about how brain impaired this A list mostly movie actor is, who is known for his good looks and one successful franchise. All his other movies bomb but he gets that tag of A as long as he keeps pumping out the franchise. Anyway, his actress wife has more creative ways than Walter White of explaining why she needs to do something and can't be home for a few hours. Does she just not want to get divorced? Is he that stupid to not know what's going on? How many different guys does she need to cheat with before he gets it? She was at it again this week while he just went through the motions of his day. Alone.

17Oct, 2013

She is cheating on him now

October 17, 2013|

This almost A list celebrity/singer has spent the entirety of his marriage cheating on his B list mostly movie actress wife so it really isn't surprising she is cheating on him now. What is surprising is the semi-public sucking face she did off in a corner of a screening of her most recent movie.

17Oct, 2013

She never takes anyone back

October 17, 2013|

This B list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee parties so much that her last three boyfriends have all gone to rehab. She just keeps going though. Apparently the guys always want to come back to her even with the rehab thing because she is apparently crazy in bed too. They think it's worth it. She never takes anyone back though. Ever.

17Oct, 2013

This A+ list diva is millions of dollars over budget for her latest record

October 17, 2013|

This A+ list diva is millions of dollars over budget for her latest record and it also sounds like crap. She needs to go back in the studio to fix it but can't find the time, energy or voice to do it. Look for it to be delayed yet again. It won't end up in the trash but most people would put it there right now if they listened to it.

17Oct, 2013

He has this creepy thing where he likes to dress as Satan

October 17, 2013|

This former A+ list mostly movie actor is now an A lister. Probably always will be despite being an a-hole. Anyway he has this creepy thing where he likes to dress as Satan and role play with the teenagers and porn stars he brings home.

17Oct, 2013

It would be front page headlines

October 17, 2013|

This couple had patched up their differences and things were going smoothly. Then the A+ list celebrity wife heard about another affair her A++ list celebrity husband was involved in. It was a woman served up on a platter almost literally by the money man who also serves them up to Zac Efron. Now our A+ list celebrity is back in the dog house and their time apart could become permanent. It would be front page headlines.

16Oct, 2013

I don’t expect him to be faithful

October 16, 2013|

"I don't expect him to be faithful. I think men are never faithful to women. A man is supposed to be a provider and to take care of me and to love me but I'm not getting married expecting him to be faithful and would be disappointed if he was." Former A list mostly television actress who was on a hit show for years and who has had her own share of affairs in the past discussing marriage.

16Oct, 2013

According to the escort the kid was crying like crazy

October 16, 2013|

This former A list celebrity/singer turned celebrity turned celebrity/singer had an escort over to his house while his wife was out of town. He probably had not expected his child to walk in on him. According to the escort the kid was crying like crazy wondering what happened to his mom.

16Oct, 2013

One has really dirty nails and I’m scared of him

October 16, 2013|

The biggest a-hole of the day award today goes to this barely hanging onto A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner. It isn't often you see an actor or actress think so highly of themselves that they think they are truly better than everyone around them but this actress has always felt that way and it appears it is getting worse. Our actress was filming some commercials and went off on a couple of different crew members who dared speak to her. One of them was a lighting guy who asked if she could move a foot or two to the correct mark. She hissed at him and threatened him with a firing.

16Oct, 2013

How sweet. How faithful. How devoted.

October 16, 2013|

There’s been lots of chatter about the divorce of this famous news guy, and speculation as to his involvement with a prominent female reporter. Well, we have the inside story! He is getting divorced, but his wife’s legal documents declare that he was faithful. She is still married and pretends to be a devoted wife and mother. The two of them are definitely having an affair. And it has been going on for years!

16Oct, 2013

She was wasted out of her mind the other night

October 16, 2013|

This former A list reality star and talk show host and reality show star again and a million other descriptions is foreign born. She was also wasted out of her mind the other night and when no one could be found to help support her out to a waiting cab she had to crawl to the front entrance before some guys took pity on her and led her out to the waiting cab. Her makeup and wig were all crazy. It was a horrific sight.

16Oct, 2013

Apparently when she drinks she is also really noisy.

October 16, 2013|

This current DWTS celebrity was busted having sex with someone who is not their significant other. She would never have been caught if she was a little more quiet. Apparently when she drinks she is also really noisy.

16Oct, 2013

Our actor apologized and said it wouldn’t happen again.

October 16, 2013|

This former A list mostly movie actor who has turned to television as he has aged but not become less attractive was chastised this past week during intermission of a play in NYC. The actor was told that his behavior with his much much younger female companion did not go unnoticed and was not appreciated. Apparently our actor was getting some manual attention during the performance and it didn't go down well with the person doing the berating. Our actor apologized and said it wouldn't happen again.

16Oct, 2013

She reeked of booze

October 16, 2013|

This B list mostly television actress from a very hit show who just happens to also be starring in a sure fire movie bomb which is due out now, was at a pumpkin patch with her kid and stopped people in their tracks with how much she reeked of booze. She drove them both there and home.

16Oct, 2013

He is kind of like the male version of Jennifer Aniston

October 16, 2013|

Not that long ago this A list mostly movie actor who really shouldn't be A list but his name recognition keeps him there. He is no great acting talent at all. He is kind of like the male version of Jennifer Aniston except he is foreign born and didn't have the television career. At an after party he ran into at the time an almost A list mostly television actress who has since become a B list mostly television actress with A list name recognition if you can spell it. The two hit it off and when the actor said the magic word coke, the actress was all over him and they left together to go back to his hotel.

16Oct, 2013

The tabloid world would go ballistic if this comes out.

October 16, 2013|

This no name walk on type actress is selling a story to tabloids claiming that this married D list mostly television actor with A list name recognition gave her an STD that does not go away. She says he told her he was clean. Apparently he tells that to everyone but it isn't true. She is also threatening to sue him. The tabloid world would go ballistic if this comes out.

16Oct, 2013

The celebrity got serviced and then went on stage

October 16, 2013|

This B list celebrity who is an A+ list musician and sells out places around the world and has a very interesting name. Good looking too. Anyway he was late getting to the stage last week which is really unusual for him but he was finishing up a performance with a woman who had sneaked backstage and promised to do anything he wanted. He took her up on the offer and while his crew took photos and video the celebrity got serviced and then went on stage.