Movie actress who brought new meaning to the words drunken mess

This former B list mostly movie actress who brought new meaning to the words drunken mess lost her career but now has it back thanks to a lucky break. She is doing her best to lose it again after she threw a drink in a waiter's face after she says he brought her the wrong one and then started screaming at him. Making matters worse for the future is that she wasn't kicked out of the place.

This is not the first barbecue the wife has been to with regard to her husband getting busy at work

This B-list celebrity was chatting with his costar recently and said something about how he wished his B-list singer wife had the range of his costar. Not exactly the thing to say about his wife now that she's hyper worried about them hooking up on the set. You see, another costar hooked up with her (not the wife, the costar) for the hell of it a couple of years back, used her up, then walked away. Now she's got her eye on this costar to show the costar that slept with her and walked away that she's a hot commodity and he made a huge mistake. Yes, she's like a twelve year old that way. Well this is not the first barbecue the wife has been to with regard to her husband getting busy at work.

She is sweet and pretty on the outside, but don’t let this actress’ docile appearance fool you!

She is sweet and pretty on the outside, but don’t let this actress’ docile appearance fool you! She spent years being dragged through the tabloids over her last marriage. Even though the situation was a complete nightmare, she managed to handle the attention with external grace. She exacted her revenge very quietly and methodically behind the scenes, and walked away with nary a scratch. She is much tougher than she looks. So when a third-rate actress – with whom she had never worked or socialized – recently took a swipe at her, Actress 1 took the same approach.

The problem is, they don’t perform live.

This B-list celebrity has joined the cast of this ailing show in hopes to restore it to at least half the glory it once had. He's got a lot of really great ideas for the show, and the producers love what he has in mind to inject a little life into things. In one creative meeting, he suggested a performance with a twist, much like their competitors do. The other B-list costar is all for it, and can't wait to collaborate. The other A-list costar freaked out and walked out of the meeting. It might seem a bit puzzling, because they've performed on the show half a dozen times before. The problem is, they don't perform live.

His favorite thing to do is watch

Despite being the star of one of the most famous shows of all time, this actor has never been more than B list. A mix of movies and television and other stuff, he now spends more of his time doing the other stuff. It is easier and pays a lot. If there is one thing our actor loves more than himself it is money. There is not much other than that he loves. His toupee collection maybe. He also loves being a complete jerk to women who are attracted to him because he is on television in front of their faces every day and he seems so harmless on television. Plus, he is aging so they are not expecting much in the sex department.

She is having a tough time being optimistic

This beloved television and movie actress not named Valerie Harper is telling her friends and family that her cancer has returned. She is going to fight it but the former B list actress from very hit shows and movies is having a tough time being optimistic.

The actor knew that is where the owner of the home kept her dogs crated during the day

This actor is B- list. Honestly that is probably his peak for now until he shows he can do some other role. Two months ago he would have been B list. That is how fast you drop in this town. In the eyes of this home owner though he will always be A list. The very good looking actor lives next door to a home that caught on fire while the owners were at work. The fire was in the kitchen of the other house and the actor knew that is where the owner of the home kept her dogs crated during the day.

Nice meeting you

"Nice to meet you." - female A list celebrity and host with A+ name recognition. "Nice to meet you too." - A+ list mostly movie actor. "Did you bring your partner with you tonight?"- our A list celebrity

The guy at the hotel who was helping him was almost out of leads to find an escort

This mostly movie actor used to be B+ list. He has some significant issues which preclude him from working more so he has faded to C list over the years and now doesn't even act that much and makes most of his money being a celebrity. Anyway last week he called five different escorts to his hotel room before one agreed to stay. The guy at the hotel who was helping him was almost out of leads to find an escort who will do anything with anyone.

Must have been one heck of a Thanksgiving at her house

It is hard to believe that this former A list tweener was once this naive but for almost a year she had no idea her boyfriend was also sleeping with a guy. A much older guy. So there was our tweener about to have a procedure to take care of her pregnancy and her boyfriend who got her pregnant was having sex with an old man. Must have been one heck of a Thanksgiving at her house.

This band-in-a-hotel story happened a few months ago

Part 1, 2, 3: This band-in-a-hotel story happened a few months ago. The story started to leak out, but the band’s management and PR team made a series of calls and successfully stuffed it back into the closet so it wouldn’t hurt their reputation. But we’re going to tell you all about it now! This very popular band was staying at a nice hotel in a foreign country. As usual, there were a large number of fans waiting outside the hotel to try and meet them after the show. However, the band members wanted to blow off a little steam first, so they didn’t go back to the hotel. Instead they went out to a club, drank heavily and snorted a ton of cocaine. Yes, despite their lovely image, they do drugs. Lots of drugs. They were so drunk and high and out of control that that their management didn’t want them interacting with any fans at all when they returned.