It is always nice when your forced return to social media in order to promote the new season of your show, coincides with a civil complaint against you that questions why you are not behind bars for life for your criminal behavior. Something to discuss on the reunion!
This former west coast Housewife offered up a daughter to close a business deal. I'm sorry to say it was not the first time.
Speaking of fake bags, this west coast Housewife borrows her bags from a cast member on Bling Ring, who actually can afford expensive bags and doesn't have to pretend.
This west coast Housewife made a trip this week to the bank where no one really speaks English and she thinks no one recognizes her. She went to visit her little box there.
Nothing like faking a weight gain to sell a bunch more snake oil. That is exactly what the celebrity offspring/multiple reality star keeps doing though. Oh, and the whole not into looking at numbers thing is total crap too. She weighs herself multiple times daily, especially after eating or drinking anything.
Speaking of absences, this west coast Housewife launched a new product. The initial plan was to invite a bunch of people and her castmates and have a party. The lack of RSVP's turned it into a solo thing that lasted just a few minutes.
It is amazing that all of the massive gambling debt that the spouse of a Housewife had, all got paid off shortly after the insurance company paid out on a "robbery."
Several cast members have been trying to bring up the past parenting decisions of this Housewife, many of which have been addressed by at least one child. Other offspring of the Housewife were also mentioned. Considering who kind of runs the show for that Housewife franchise, I don't think it will make it into the final edit.
You can choose to believe the married reality star offspring of a former A+ list singer that she didn't hit on the slimy former A list singer, but he wouldn't have been the first or the last.
All of the co-stars of this embattled west coast HousewifeS say they have never spoken to her about her legal issues. Several have, but are hoping to not be deposed or otherwise brought into the drama.
This west coast Housewife needs her benefactor. Without him, she has a serious cash flow problem. So, with that being said, she probably shouldn't have yelled at him for twenty minutes while sitting in her car in the parking garage of her closest Ralph's. I always have trouble getting a signal in there, so good for her on that at least.
This former Housewife who has had multiple reality shows, will usually talk about anything. One thing she doesn't discuss, are the credible threats against her life she has received the past few years because of an ongoing dispute.