She had a glass or two of wine, but her eyes were all wonky like Paris Hilton

White House Correspondents’ Dinner

This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly television actress who just ended a run on a very hit kind of a network show was on pills.

That is the guess anyway.

She had a glass or two of wine, but her eyes were all wonky like Paris Hilton and she was slurring her words and having trouble completing thoughts.

She kept putting on lipstick every few minutes too.

Michelle Dockery
Downton Abbey

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