These two women used to be best friends.
They always hung out together and did coke together.
They were in multiple threesomes with each other.
The first one we will call AA .
She was and is an actress.
She peaked about A- list.
The second one we will call BB.
She has been an actress and a singer and a reality star and not very good at any of them, but all of you know her.
They were best friends until a series of events over the course of a couple weeks resulted in them never speaking to each other again. AA, over the course of those couple of weeks, slept with the boyfriend of BB in BB’s bed while BB was passed out in the living room.
BB didn’t find out about the sex in the bed until a couple of days later when she woke up from being passed out and found AA o.r.a.l.l.y servicing BB’s boyfriend in the kitchen of BB’s house.
She also discovered that AA had slept with two other very close friends of BB and made them pay her.
AA definitely made a pass at BB’s dad, but it isn’t clear whether she slept with him.
She also made a pass at the sister of BB.
Oh, and stole about $10K worth of coke for herself.
AA: Lindsay Lohan
BB: Jessica Simpson
boyfriend: John Mayer
dad: Joe Simpson
sister: Ashlee Simpson
Jessica Simpson said she was ‘floored and embarrassed’ after John Mayer called her ‘sexual napalm’
Jessica Simpson says it was “shocking” to see John Mayer refer to her as “sexual napalm” in a 2010 Playboy interview.
The 39-year-old called out her ex-boyfriend’s behavior in a new tell-all memoir “Open Book,” excerpts of which were published by People, saying it’s not OK to publicly discuss a woman’s performance in the bedroom.
“He thought that was what I wanted to be called,” Simpson said, according to People. “A woman and how they are in bed is not something that is ever talked about. It was shocking.”
“That girl, for me, is a drug,” he said. “And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.” – Source
JESSICA AND ASHLEE AND LINDSAY … CATFIGHT!
According to this NYPost story, Lindsay Lohan did not want the Simpson sisters to be at her apres-MTV Awards party because Ashlee took Wilmer Valderrama away from her. So the Simpsons went to Jimmy Fallon’s party instead and had a great time–until Lindsay showed up and Jessica threatened to put up her Dukes of Hazzard (sorry). But then Lindsay said it was all a mistake. They all made out with each other until sun-up. (Note: that last part is just speculation.) – Source
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