17 03, 2021

Like a puppet master, this model.

Speaking of the alliterate model, she thought it would be a wonderful idea to have multiple exes at the show. She still texts the foreign born former boy bander quite frequently and had the close family friend/manager, pressure the award organization to include the former A+ list singer who gets more creepy as he ages. Like a puppet master, this model.

22 03, 2019

Singer walked away telling him he needed help

This former A+ list singer who is now A+ list generally at only hitting on women 24/7 was so wasted while hitting on people that this foreign born B+ list mostly television actress who used to be on a hit almost network show was laughing at him and the married alliterate A list singer walked away telling him he needed help.

11 03, 2019

She chose not to attend.

I'm not saying the former A+ list singer went home with the late night talk show host but they were certainly cozy with each other all evening at a party for the host, way more than usual when they hang out. Oh, and that reality star who has multiple shows on the channel, could have easily made it.

25 02, 2019

They both acted as if it would be gone forever.

Apparently at an after party, these two A/A- list singers wouldn't stop doing coke to even talk to each other. They both acted as if it would be gone forever. One had an amazing 2018 and the other is a sex freak/fill in band member.

21 02, 2019

Except for the most recent ex

The big deal might be made about the ex I told you would make a reappearance in her life, but, except for the most recent ex, there were four or five exes of this permanent A list actress at her birthday party.

19 11, 2018

Deep in the closet

Why yes, that was the former A+ list singer who has always been kind of se-xually fluid making out at a party with the foreign born A+ list singer who is so deep in the closet you would need a spotlight just to see a shadow.

11 11, 2018

3 blinds in a row

The girlfriend of this closeted foreign born permanent A list singer must have read the blinds yesterday about the young model supplied to the singer while on tour because she had a social media meltdown beginning right after the post was published. / Our favorite alliterate B+ list actress recently broke up with a married man who told her he was single. / I kind of joked about it before, but apparently this former A+ list singer turned jam band participant/late night obsession is kind of going a little overboard in his creepiness for this B/B- list actress/celebrity offspring.

9 11, 2018

She is not loving it

This former A+ list singer who now spends his time smoking pot and playing with a jam band has an army of social media bots/workers he hires when he is trying to start a rumor or get something out to the world.