Her life is going to come crashing down so hard
This A list celebrity/singer is so high on life right now and she is going to come crashing down so hard. There is not a week that goes by that someone doesn't tell me about her significant other cheating and she totally believes everything he says and one of these days she is going to catch him and that sweet innocence of hers is going to be gone forever.
The lipstick she smeared on her face
Yes, that was a former B list mostly television actress from a "back in the day" very hit show with A list name recognition and with several kids, who was sweating profusely at an event this weekend. No, it was not because of the heat but because of the pills she was popping while she pulled a Lindsay and chugged vodka from a water bottle. The lipstick she smeared on her face while trying to apply it was just the icing on the cake.
She was not sitting there motionless
This Academy Award winning actor who has done nothing since he won but live off the fame from that role left his wife at home the other night and brought a woman about a third of his age. He forced her to sit on his lap the entire night, even through dinner and she was not sitting there motionless.
Puked in a corner in front of the entire room
This former A list mostly movie actress and now a nice solid B with A list name recognition got hammered at a party the other night. The problem is that it was an event where she was getting paid and she got so sick that she didn't even make it to the bathroom on time and puked in a corner in front of the entire room.
Intercepted just when you thought things were going well
This NFL quarterback who was a starter last year and every other year (despite the boos) of his career before getting injured didn't let his injury stop him from having some very loud sex with a C list celebrity from a famous family. The two were at an event and moved off to a room and started having sex before one of them knocked over a shelf of catering trays which caused people to come running. pretty much like his playing career. Intercepted just when you thought things were going well.
He had it delivered to him at a bar
Apparently this former A list band member has no interest in getting sober. The celebrity was spotted taking delivery of a small package from a guy who only delivers one kind of thing to people. Apparently the band member could not even wait long enough to have delivered to his place but had it delivered to him at a bar where he immediately excused himself to go to the bathroom.
Losing the show just might help her budding big screen career to shine even brighter
Her character was killed off this drama, but it just might be for the best. This Actress is a fan favorite, but you'd never know it the way the network refused to promote her. Losing the show just might help her budding big screen career to shine even brighter!
The rapper paid that man $250K to take the blame
This A list rapper with the Breeder's Cup name, shot and almost killed a guy back in March of this year after the two got into an argument. The rapper paid the man he shot $250K to say that another man did the shooting. The rapper paid that man $250K to take the blame.
She likes to stay silent like Jodie Foster.
This actress is an Academy Award nominee/winner. Excellent actress. Still very young. Quiet. Trying to pry a personal answer from her is just not going to happen. Those boyfriends of hers just fade away when the press of the movie does. Always funny how they seem to tie together. She doesn't like to do that but feels forced. She likes to stay silent like Jodie Foster.
They would freak out if they knew she was gay
This B- list mostly television actress from a very hit cable show and not much else, was married to a B- list mostly television actor from a hit network show. They split. He says it is because she is actually a lesbian but was forced to marry a man by people close to her because they would freak out if they knew she was gay.
Celebrity is in settlement talks with one of her former backup dancers
This A list singer/celebrity is in settlement talks with one of her former backup dancers. He claims that he was sexually harassed and encouraged to perform in masturbation contests with other backup dancers while the singer/celebrity watched and would give cash to those who finished first. I'm probably going to shock you by saying it is not Lady GaGa or Rihanna.
She held up production two hours because she wanted her toe nails to match her fingernails
This offspring considers herself an actress. She is about D list on the level of work she gets even with her A list name recognition. She is also a huge diva. She landed a commercial. In it her hands and upper half of her body are shown. Nothing else. It is a drink commercial. She held up production two hours because she wanted her toe nails to match her fingernails because it didn't "feel right" to her that the color was different.
She might need to find another guy for a weekend
This A list movie actress who hangs on to A list by her chinny chin chin knows there are photos of her and another woman in a very compromising position so she tried to trade photos of her with an actor that the paps would love. It didn't quite work out as planned so now she might need to find another guy for a weekend and pretend she is having a relationship so the pap can sell the first photos of the new couple.
Young male guitar technician
This B+ list celebrity/singer who used to be A list has moved far away from his current A list girlfriend in his choice of sex companion. While they are apart he has been enjoying the company of a very young male guitar technician.
The actor can’t control his drug use
This network comedy late night actor needs rehab according to at least one of his fellow cast mates. They are worried the actor can't control his drug use and it is going to lead to an overdose. The cast member has told the producers of the show they might end up with a death on their hands if nothing is done.
You might not know it to look at her but her being tied up is a favorite activity
Put a few drinks into this pint sized morning show host and she will tell you exactly what she does with her husband in bed and what he does to her. You might not know it to look at her but her being tied up is a favorite activity. Interesting.
He needs to take the kids while she heads to rehab
This barely B list mostly movie actor likes only seeing his kids once or twice a month. He is barely managing to hold on to his girlfriend who hates that he has kids. The problem is that his barely B list mostly television actress ex has passed over most parenting duties to the eldest child because our actress rarely gets up before noon and stays in a semi-coherent daze for the hours she is awake. He needs to take the kids while she heads to rehab but he doesn't want to deal with it. At some point he is going to regret that.
She says the policeman was a fan.
This Orange Is The New Black actress was pulled over by police who let her off with a warning despite them spotting her little bag of white powder right on the passenger seat. She says the policeman was a fan.
Her prescription pill addiction is out of control
This married former A list tweener who made a ton of money at an early age and has never done anything successful other than acting despite her frequent attempts was at an event over the weekend and could barely function. She managed to suck it up long enough for a few red carpet photos but no one could understand a word she was saying. Her prescription pill addiction is out of control and this was one of the few times she has probably seen daylight in a month.
The reality star is going to get dropped
So this B-list reality star was on their last legs with their new team, after a very public gaffe. They promised to clean up their act and toe the line, but not 24 hours had another very public face palm moment. The reality star failed to give the team a heads up that the embarrassing moment happened, so they weren't able to prevent the story from running.
His wife won’t divorce him because she never wants to get divorced
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who is now a B+ list Academy Award winner should watch out for her husband. She thinks he is perfect and loving and faithful but two of the women who are set to work for him are sleeping with him. The two women know about each other and the wife. They think it is normal behavior for a man in his position. The guy could have sex with a million women and his wife won't divorce him because she never wants to get divorced. Maybe if she found out she would change her mind.
The list of men she has slept with is a who’s who of who not to sleep with.
This B list reality star from a hit reality franchise always knew her husband cheated on her. It was a big topic on the show. What was not a big topic is that one of the women he cheats with most frequently is the B lister's sister who has also appeared on the show. I think the sister of the B lister is way more attractive than the B lister but has some seriously bad taste in men. The list of men she has slept with is a who's who of who not to sleep with.
Probably learned it from her husband.
This former B list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show does nothing now other than sit by the phone waiting for her husband to call. It should be a pleasant surprise when a fan comes up to her or actually recognizes her but she is nastier to them than Alec Baldwin is to photographers. Probably learned it from her husband.
It was unreal and uncalled for.
This B list celebrity/reality star/judge/talk show host got spittle all over a woman at a store last week after the woman brought out the wrong size dress for the B lister. Apparently the size was one larger than the B lister asked for and the B lister accused the woman of calling her fat. It was unreal and uncalled for.
The stars absolutely loathe each other.
This network is scrambling to save a very popular highly rated show. Why? The stars absolutely loathe each other. One resents the other for becoming a huge star outside the show in its first season, the other can't stand how diva the other star is. They were on a recent press junket to promote the premiere of the new season, and in all of the interviews nobody wanted to talk to the lesser star of the show, so they took veiled digs at the big star the entire time. Finally the big star had enough and told the other one off. Since then, filming has been a nightmare and everyone's trying to find a way to save the show before someone walks.