29Nov, 2013

She kept excusing herself to go to the bathroom for some coke

November 29, 2013|

This very tall B list mostly movie actress with children who is still young but has been acting for what seems like forever got into a huge fight at a restaurant with her boyfriend. She kept excusing herself to go to the bathroom for some coke and he was getting more and more upset. They finally started yelling at each other. He was complaining about her constant coke use and she started yelling about how she wished he had a dick she could feel when they had sex.

29Nov, 2013

They refused to hang out with him after he paid the bill

November 29, 2013|

This B list mostly movie actor who plays one of those superhero types picked up the dinner and drinks tab for a table of two women over the weekend. The bill was about $150 and when they refused to hang out with him after he paid he told the waiter he wasn't going to pay the bill after all and to give him his cash back.

29Nov, 2013

There are two airlines who have suspended her for a year

November 29, 2013|

This B list mostly television actress who is on a middling network hit was traveling by herself recently. This is never a good idea. She travels much better with her boyfriend because he puts a stop to the repeated bathroom visits and the bouncing off the walls she does because she can't stop snorting Adderall. By the time a plane lands the actress is out of her mind and has the worst temper ever. There are two airlines who have suspended her for a year because of how awful she is in flight.

29Nov, 2013

No to anything that would make him look silly

November 29, 2013|

Which posh English actor is in the bad books of a homeless charity after he pulled out last minute from filming their Christmas campaign video? He didn't want to wear a Christmas hat or beard or "anything that would make him look silly."

29Nov, 2013

What she was going to order was going to make her get fat

November 29, 2013|

This A list celebrity/rapper/designer made his A list reality star girlfriend cry the other night. They were ordering dinner and the girlfriend was going to order something for herself when the celebrity rapper told her she was not allowed to order for herself and that what she was going to order was going to make her get fat and that she was already fat enough and then he went on about how she needs to listen to what he says and just went on a rant which caused the reality star to star crying right at the table.

28Nov, 2013

It’s simple math!

November 28, 2013|

This award-winning actress was born with a silver spoon in her mouth, and has probably never set foot in a discount department store. She certainly won’t be camping out on line for a flat-screen TV at 4:00 am this Friday. However, she does display a rather remarkable insensitivity to those can’t afford luxury items. The shallow actress was asked about shopping after Thanksgiving. A friend jokingly asked her if she was planning to battle the crowds on Black Friday. "Oh, my god! Could you even imagine being in a store on Friday with the great unwashed, pushing and shoving to save a couple of dollars on some cheap plastic handbag or a cheap plastic watch?

28Nov, 2013

Sister helps out a lot with the vocals

November 28, 2013|

If you have been wondering what has been holding up some new music from this former A list tweener who used to release albums as frequently as she released really bad television movies featuring her character, it is because she and her sister are not getting along. It isn't like MV exactly but lets just say the sister helps out a lot with the vocals for the records.

28Nov, 2013

Tweener needs to get out of this quickly

November 28, 2013|

Well, it has been two months and this former A list tweener has yet to kiss his B-/C+ list celebrity "girlfriend." She signed on when there was going to be a lot of publicity about something. Now there is nothing but he keeps convincing her to hang around and she has nothing to do, so has agreed. She is sharing everything with friends now though and our former tweener needs to get out of this quickly.

28Nov, 2013

It was all incredibly juvenile but was the best part of the whole night

November 28, 2013|

American Music Awards: Apparently there was a little mini-catfight last night backstage. This A+ list celebrity/singer made a comment about a celebrity ex to this wannabe celebrity/reality star and the wannabe celebrity made a comment about the A lister being a prude and that the A lister should learn to suck cock. It was all incredibly juvenile but was the best part of the whole night.

28Nov, 2013

Pass along women that the celebrity no longer has a use for

November 28, 2013|

This former almost A list mostly television actor who now just has a smirk and a name has a deal with his A list celebrity family member to pass along women that the celebrity no longer has a use for or who can get extra extra kinky for the former actor.

28Nov, 2013

He says the only reason he is an actor is to have sex with as many women as possible

November 28, 2013|

This former B list mostly television actor who had a hit cable show and not much else has dropped to C list since his show went off the air. He has resorted to finding women at colleges when he makes a drop by usually during some kind of lunch break when he suddenly appears in a crowded cafeteria starving for attention. Now though he says that things are much better and that he can just sit back and women come to him now. He says the only reason he is an actor is to have sex with as many women as possible and with his new movie they are back all over him.

28Nov, 2013

He has told family members that our actress is a sucker

November 28, 2013|

This B- list mostly television actress finally got her big break on this fairly hit network show which seems like a lot of other shows on all the networks right now.I feel like the entire network landscape consists of crime shows and these shows.Oh, and reality.Anyway, our actress thinks she has found true love.

28Nov, 2013

He hasn’t had a sober day in a long time

November 28, 2013|

This talented actor is really a nice, rather quiet and shy guy when he is sober. That is probably the general impression you have of him… and you’d be right, too. When he’s not sober, though, he turns into a real asshole. He becomes the school bully, belligerent and obnoxious, willing to argue with, push, or punch anyone who goes up against him. There have been lots of injuries when he does this. You just don’t usually hear about them. You know he’s spiraling out of control, though, when his publicist has to jump in and make up ridiculous stories about him. It’s getting worse, too.

28Nov, 2013

Women who wanted him were surprised to see him with his boyfriend

November 28, 2013|

This former tweener who was probably B list now tries to make it as a singer. He was playing a show this week and female teens were going crazy for the former addict and relative of someone more famous. After the show I think the women who wanted him were surprised to see him with his boyfriend. Holding hands. A few kisses.

28Nov, 2013

She is desperate to be famous

November 28, 2013|

This former Bachelorette contestant keeps getting dumped by guys because she keeps signing them up for shows and appearances they don't want. She has trouble getting gigs for things on her own. She has even proposed a show to producers where she will find a random stranger and marry him or a reality show about her debating to make a sex tape or appearing in Playboy. She is desperate to be famous.

28Nov, 2013

She showed off her female lover in public for the first time

November 28, 2013|

This almost A+ list mostly movie actress showed off her female lover in public for the first time this past week. Yes, it was outside the country but it was a good first step. I keep expecting her to at least come out as bisexual but she has been very quiet.

28Nov, 2013

He believes to this day it was his baby

November 28, 2013|

This once B-list entertainer who flirted with the A-list a little bit, but always had the A-list name recognition, had a torrid affair with this C-list mostly television actor that made all the headlines way back when. They were both married to non famous people at the time of their affair. The entertainer was running around a lot on her husband during this time period and discovered she was pregnant. She was happy because she thought it would be a great way to snag the actor and make him leave his wife and kids. A little love child to make things right, and have him on the hook for 18 years.

28Nov, 2013

Embarrassed, the host left the party and didn’t return

November 28, 2013|

This former teen heartthrob, turned host hovering slightly above c-list, made a complete creepy ass of himself when he hosted a pretty important event this weekend. This event featured acts of all ages, and one of them was a local high school dance team. The celebrity obviously didn't know these were high school girls, or maybe he did because he's a creep, and kept hitting on one girl in particular, making her uncomfortable.

28Nov, 2013

The client has a thing for the female

November 28, 2013|

This A list music manager told his best A list music client that the manager had not had sex with this female almost A list singer/actress who is also a client. The truth is the manager had sex with her several times and has stopped only because he didn't want his best client to find out. The client has a thing for the female and would threaten the manager with termination if he didn't set something up.

27Nov, 2013

Actor slammed the door in the face of the escort

November 27, 2013|

This soon to be actor ex-husband to a B- list celebrity might have ended up following through on his attempt at getting a male escort for himself but at least one screamed out the actor's name when the actor opened the door and the actor slammed the door in the face of the escort and wouldn't let him come in.

27Nov, 2013

She was wearing a white t-shirt and some jeans

November 27, 2013|

I'm glad someone just told me about this one and that I didn't have to see it for myself. I'm not sure my eyes could recover. This former A list tweener actress who now rarely acts and is content to wear bad fashion and be a designer was at an art gallery over the weekend and was wearing a white t-shirt and some jeans. No bra. Her boyfriend was walking behind her and they would stop in front of every photo where he would run his hands over and under her shirt and she would grope him and this went on for 20-30 minutes in front of several other people until finally the owner of the gallery asked the couple to leave because it looked like they were going to have sex right there in the gallery.

27Nov, 2013

They used donor eggs and a surrogate to carry the baby

November 27, 2013|

He is a television star who tried long and hard to have a baby with his S.O. Now that the baby is here, though, he is being a real jerk about it! He doesn’t go home after work, and he has little interaction with either the baby or the mother. What’s going on here? Well, we’ve gotten to the root of the problem. He is privately telling friends that he doesn’t really consider the baby "ours"! The couple had so many fertility problems that they eventually used donor eggs and a surrogate to carry the baby. Now he says that his S.O. isn’t the baby’s "real mother" and that they aren’t the baby’s "real parents.

27Nov, 2013

She loves the attention she gets by having someone follow her around

November 27, 2013|

This former A+ list mostly movie actress somehow convinced her celebrity/singer significant other to cough up the money to pay for a full-time bodyguard for the actress despite her B- list status and her reluctance to go outside more than once or twice a day for a total of an hour. She loves the attention she gets by having someone follow her around.

27Nov, 2013

The girl definitely has balls

November 27, 2013|

There were fashion guidelines that were communicated to performers and nominees for the night. In the crudest of terms, one nominee described it to us as "no dicks, no nips, no pussy". One performer decided to take flaunt the third rule by literally embracing it in her costume and staging. Her use of that symbolism was a deliberate middle finger to the "rules". Even though the viewers at home probably had no idea what was going on, the other invitees knew exactly what she was doing. Nothing serious. Just a rather clever inside joke. Love her or hate her, the girl definitely has balls!