4Dec, 2013

What in heaven’s name is he thinking?

December 4, 2013|

This very talented, award-winning actor is featured in one of the biggest films of the season. He has struggled with substance abuse in the past but thought he had mastered his addiction for good. Well, apparently not. He has gone back to using drugs again. Hard drugs. He was filming a movie in the southern U.S. a couple of weeks ago and had a night off. It started out innocently enough, with him catching a show at a local comedy club. A couple of drinks and a few laughs later, and he was back to using. And we’re not just talking about a little taste. We’re talking about a huge binge with some locals that he just met that night. We know you don’t want to believe it, but it’s true… Man, what in heaven’s name is he thinking?

4Dec, 2013

She is his booty call and he calls a lot

December 4, 2013|

This C+ list celebrity with an A+ list title is being blackmailed by an ex. He has naked photos of her which would destroy her so she is his bootie call and he calls a lot.

4Dec, 2013

Are bagels different with LA water?

December 4, 2013|

Lilit Marcus – author of Save The Assistants: A Book For The Beleaguered – kept an email from an unnamed but apparently well-known Hollywood manager. The note included the following requests: "My alarm clock rings funny – find one that’s more soothing," and "Are bagels different with LA water? They seem different. Find out!"

4Dec, 2013

Snorting meth is the favorite for the actor

December 4, 2013|

This foreign born B list actor who would be A list if he could stay off the booze has found a solution. He is off the booze but does lots of other drugs to make up for it. Snorting meth is the favorite for the actor on a fairly hit network show. Apparently he has been staying up all night for days on end now because of the drug.

3Dec, 2013

Teeth marks all over his body

December 3, 2013|

This is one of the better most juicy items in a few weeks. Let me make this as simple as possible. You have a guy who is an actor and a writer but is probably C list in what he has accomplished. He has almost A list name recognition thanks to his A+ list actress girlfriend who has C list talent. The actress knows the actor cheated but she doesn't know who he cheated with. I do. It took a long time to put the pieces together but it all works out. It turns out the best friend of the actress who is a B+ list celebrity with a daily gig was doing her daily dose of vodka and coke and was doing it with the best friend's boyfriend.

3Dec, 2013

He gave her an STD that doesn’t go away and also hepatitis

December 3, 2013|

This foreign born A+ list celebrity in her own country and probably a C+ lister here settled a lawsuit before filing it against this B+ list reality star on a hit network show. She says that he gave her an STD that doesn't go away and also hepatitis. Sure hasn't stopped him from trying to have unprotected sex with all of LA.

3Dec, 2013

She made this week great for some people

December 3, 2013|

KINDNESS: This A list singer/rapper/celebrity who is proud of certain aspects of her body made this week great for some people. She had five homeless families of four brought to a concert she was playing and gave them all backstage love and all the food they could eat and then after the show took them back to her hotel and got each family a suite for the night and $5000 in cash each. Pretty sweet of her. I don't know if she is doing it in every city she is visiting or not.

3Dec, 2013

Friends had to lift him out of his seat at halftime

December 3, 2013|

This almost A list comic actor with the really long name passed out at a Lakers game last week after one too many joints in the smoking area. He slumped over during the entire second quarter and some friends had to lift him out of his seat at halftime.

3Dec, 2013

He likes it a secret

December 3, 2013|

This outspoken B list mostly movie actress who has dated for publicity before and has some unusual past boyfriend choices, loves that her husband goes both ways. Maybe she should stop telling people though since he likes it a secret.

3Dec, 2013

She likes spice

December 3, 2013|

This Academy Award winning actress is probably a B lister despite her acting talent and acclaim. She doesn't go for publicity which keeps her lower on the list than her talent deserves. Right now she is dating a guy and tells her friends that she sticks with him because everyone says he is great. She says he is far too dramatic and needy for her and that there are no sparks at all. She dreads having sex with the guy because she says it's like being at work and she is forced to act like it is amazing when in reality he is boring and vanilla. She likes spice. Scarlett Johansson should introduce her to some guys she knows.

3Dec, 2013

It is a job for someone named Sally

December 3, 2013|

This former A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy award winner but down to a B+ lister has someone who follows her at all times and carries a purse for our actress. The actress does not hold a purse or backpack or anything unless it is for a movie.

3Dec, 2013

She thinks this is going to end up in a wedding

December 3, 2013|

This slightly crazy (aren't they all) Bravo reality star from a show that is airing now might want to check on her boyfriend. She thinks this is going to end up in a wedding. Well, the guy he was kissing in West Hollywood this week at a club might have something to say about it. They have been a couple for much longer.

2Dec, 2013

He has only ever admitted to impregnating one woman

December 2, 2013|

"Why do I keep getting women pregnant? It makes me hate them." B list mostly television actor who has tried his hand with mixed results in the movies after a great run on a hit network show. He did say women but has only ever admitted to impregnating one woman.

2Dec, 2013

He thinks no one recognizes him

December 2, 2013|

This former A list rock group is now hanging onto B status after some bomb releases. Their frontman is really the only one who ever makes the news and it's generally about his religious beliefs. His church would kick him out in a second if they knew about his trips to various gay spas in West Hollywood. He thinks no one recognizes him.

2Dec, 2013

He says he can’t wait to have more

December 2, 2013|

This B+ list celebrity/singer who has A list name recognition and has some very famous exes, loves to make a big deal about what a family guy he is and has loads of kids. He has not seen any of his children in almost a year and the only reason he saw those kids was because their mom brought them to him so he didn't have to make any effort at all. In an interview a few weeks ago he says he can't wait to have more.

2Dec, 2013

She says her husband is EEEE

December 2, 2013|

This Academy Award winner and B+/A- list actress that everyone loves to hate has an expression for when a guy has serviced her orally. She refers to it as taking the E train because she only likes to do it when she is riding and says Eeeee a whole lot. She also uses it as a rating system and says her husband is EEEE. The A+ list mostly movie actor she used to date only got one E. Apparently he was not a fan of it.

2Dec, 2013

Actor wants the child shipped to a boarding school

December 2, 2013|

This actor is A+ list. Mostly movies. Everyone knows who he is. I have documented his cheating in this space before. He is a serial cheater with some of the less put together women of the world. He loves them sleazy. If he could bottle a street hooker and have her as quiet as a blow up doll this would make our very family values spouting actor thrilled. Only peroxide blondes or a wig that gets her that way. It is the complete opposite of his wife who is dark haired and lovely and sweet and in his mind faithful to him and he would like to think she was a virgin when they got married.

2Dec, 2013

He tried to play it all off like he is not a complete jealous maniac

December 2, 2013|

This national talk show host was at another gig over the weekend when he started freaking out because his girlfriend turned her cell phone off. He was running around screaming that he knew she was cheating on him and called the car company she uses and demanded to know where she was and the guy went ballistic for almost three hours until he tracked her down through some friends she was with. Apparently her phone died and he tried to play it all off like he is not a complete jealous maniac.

2Dec, 2013

Some kind of wishbone thing going on?

December 2, 2013|

This Dancing With The Stars pro was on a plane last night and spent some time in the first class galley with a flight attendant who was not shy about letting the pro explore her body and she even left before her co-workers so she could leave with the dancer after the flight. He wasn't alone so I wonder if there was going to be some kind of wishbone thing going on.

2Dec, 2013

She had some bows wrapped too

December 2, 2013|

This A list celebrity/rapper/serial cheater recently celebrated his birthday. This married A list reality star made him a video which shows herself stripping and then pleasuring herself for his birthday present. She will be happy to know his friends love the video as much as he did. They all appreciated where she had some bows wrapped too.

2Dec, 2013

The actress then told them to get it right or find a new job

December 2, 2013|

This Pretty Little Liars actress must have been in a really bad mood yesterday. She was at a Starbucks and ordered an iced drink. When she got it she said she didn't order an ice drink and who would do so in November and then slammed the drink across the counter where it hit the worker and then the floor. The actress then told them to get it right or find a new job.

2Dec, 2013

He looked like he was sleepwalking

December 2, 2013|

This former A list celebrity/singer has had some medical issues in the past year and got hooked on several different prescription pain killers that he gets through a bunch of doctors. He tries to hide them from his celebrity girlfriend and has started spending less time with her because he wants the pills more than her. When they saw each other this week she told a friend he looked like he was sleepwalking and that he showed no emotion about anything.