24Nov, 2013

Young male guitar technician

November 24, 2013|

This B+ list celebrity/singer who used to be A list has moved far away from his current A list girlfriend in his choice of sex companion. While they are apart he has been enjoying the company of a very young male guitar technician.

24Nov, 2013

The actor can’t control his drug use

November 24, 2013|

This network comedy late night actor needs rehab according to at least one of his fellow cast mates. They are worried the actor can't control his drug use and it is going to lead to an overdose. The cast member has told the producers of the show they might end up with a death on their hands if nothing is done.

24Nov, 2013

He needs to take the kids while she heads to rehab

November 24, 2013|

This barely B list mostly movie actor likes only seeing his kids once or twice a month. He is barely managing to hold on to his girlfriend who hates that he has kids. The problem is that his barely B list mostly television actress ex has passed over most parenting duties to the eldest child because our actress rarely gets up before noon and stays in a semi-coherent daze for the hours she is awake. He needs to take the kids while she heads to rehab but he doesn't want to deal with it. At some point he is going to regret that.

24Nov, 2013

She says the policeman was a fan.

November 24, 2013|

This Orange Is The New Black actress was pulled over by police who let her off with a warning despite them spotting her little bag of white powder right on the passenger seat. She says the policeman was a fan.

24Nov, 2013

Her prescription pill addiction is out of control

November 24, 2013|

This married former A list tweener who made a ton of money at an early age and has never done anything successful other than acting despite her frequent attempts was at an event over the weekend and could barely function. She managed to suck it up long enough for a few red carpet photos but no one could understand a word she was saying. Her prescription pill addiction is out of control and this was one of the few times she has probably seen daylight in a month.

24Nov, 2013

The reality star is going to get dropped

November 24, 2013|

So this B-list reality star was on their last legs with their new team, after a very public gaffe. They promised to clean up their act and toe the line, but not 24 hours had another very public face palm moment. The reality star failed to give the team a heads up that the embarrassing moment happened, so they weren't able to prevent the story from running.

24Nov, 2013

His wife won’t divorce him because she never wants to get divorced

November 24, 2013|

This former A+ list mostly movie actress who is now a B+ list Academy Award winner should watch out for her husband. She thinks he is perfect and loving and faithful but two of the women who are set to work for him are sleeping with him. The two women know about each other and the wife. They think it is normal behavior for a man in his position. The guy could have sex with a million women and his wife won't divorce him because she never wants to get divorced. Maybe if she found out she would change her mind.

24Nov, 2013

The list of men she has slept with is a who’s who of who not to sleep with.

November 24, 2013|

This B list reality star from a hit reality franchise always knew her husband cheated on her. It was a big topic on the show. What was not a big topic is that one of the women he cheats with most frequently is the B lister's sister who has also appeared on the show. I think the sister of the B lister is way more attractive than the B lister but has some seriously bad taste in men. The list of men she has slept with is a who's who of who not to sleep with.

23Nov, 2013

Probably learned it from her husband.

November 23, 2013|

This former B list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show does nothing now other than sit by the phone waiting for her husband to call. It should be a pleasant surprise when a fan comes up to her or actually recognizes her but she is nastier to them than Alec Baldwin is to photographers. Probably learned it from her husband.

23Nov, 2013

It was unreal and uncalled for.

November 23, 2013|

This B list celebrity/reality star/judge/talk show host got spittle all over a woman at a store last week after the woman brought out the wrong size dress for the B lister. Apparently the size was one larger than the B lister asked for and the B lister accused the woman of calling her fat. It was unreal and uncalled for.

23Nov, 2013

The stars absolutely loathe each other.

November 23, 2013|

This network is scrambling to save a very popular highly rated show. Why? The stars absolutely loathe each other. One resents the other for becoming a huge star outside the show in its first season, the other can't stand how diva the other star is. They were on a recent press junket to promote the premiere of the new season, and in all of the interviews nobody wanted to talk to the lesser star of the show, so they took veiled digs at the big star the entire time. Finally the big star had enough and told the other one off. Since then, filming has been a nightmare and everyone's trying to find a way to save the show before someone walks.

23Nov, 2013

No, she’s not really pregnant

November 23, 2013|

This girl has been a celebrity for a long time, but she is getting increasingly desperate for attention. Her marriage has fallen apart and she is drinking too much to cope with the stress. However, she wants her fans to think that her marriage and her career and everything is just fine. So she’s taken on a new publicity stunt: She wants you to think that she is pregnant! No, she’s not really pregnant. She just wants you to think that she might be. In fact, she and her husband haven’t been intimate in a while (probably because he’s been too busy sleeping around with someone else).

23Nov, 2013

He is a racist and didn’t even try to hide it

November 23, 2013|

This aging Academy Award winner who is known for some freaky sex things he is into despite his age says that this other Academy Award winning actor he worked with recently is a racist and didn't even try to hide it.

23Nov, 2013

She is aggressive.

November 23, 2013|

This former A list mostly movie actress who I feel has been in this space frequently as of late was at an event this week and ran into a very good looking guy. The actress, who if you believe her, still has a significant other told the guy that she was having trouble with a strap on her dress and proceeded to drop the strap and expose her breast while adjusting the strap and when she saw the guy staring at her told him to feel free to touch all he wanted. She is aggressive.

23Nov, 2013

Actress spent all day yesterday smoking pot in her trailer

November 23, 2013|

This A list diva and C list everything else and there is quite the list of everything else is filming a movie right now. Never her best skill, the actress spent all day yesterday smoking pot in her trailer which she thought would help get her to cry. The smell coming off her body and out of the trailer made everyone cry but not her.

23Nov, 2013

Rehab visit for her boyfriend

November 23, 2013|

The downside to the coke habit which caused this A list celebrity/reality star/singer to lose weight is the rehab visit for her boyfriend.

22Nov, 2013

One of the worst you will ever see out of control.

November 22, 2013|

This B list actress thanks only to a hit cable show and not much else spent much of the past year on top of the world. If she keeps doing coke at the pace she is going though there won't be any world left for her. Now that she is famous she is not having to use her hard earned money to pay for it and is out of control. Crazy out of control. One of the worst you will ever see out of control.

22Nov, 2013

She thinks she can get the boyfriend to switch teams

November 22, 2013|

This news was kind of shocking to me. Apparently this A list reality star who I wish would become D list tomorrow has never told anyone in her family that her A list celebrity boyfriend sleeps with a guy more than her. Apparently she is embarrassed and also thinks she can get the boyfriend to switch teams. Dream on.

22Nov, 2013

Comedienne is just not that into sex

November 22, 2013|

Apparently this B list comic television and movie actress/comedienne is just not that into sex. A guy she dated for six months said she always had excuses why they couldn't have sex and when they did she was a turn off the lights missionary person who showered the second it was over and would cancel dates last minute if they were going to happen at night.

22Nov, 2013

She put her reconstructed nose in jeopardy

November 22, 2013|

This married former A list celebrity/singer who is now a B lister but always an A lister in her mind had been sober for the past nine months. It didn't seem like it because she still brings her own brand of crazy but this past weekend she put her reconstructed nose in jeopardy with the amount of coke she did and begged her husband to have sex with her in front of a group of four or five of their friends.

22Nov, 2013

He is not her type, and she is definitely not his type

November 22, 2013|

Could these two hot, young stars really be dating? Why is he doing this? How long is this going to continue? Could this be a real romance? Well, we spoke to an insider and we have all the answers for you! Are they really dating? They went out on one date. It was set up by their people. If you consider two people being set up to have one meal together to be dating, then they are dating.

21Nov, 2013

That bitch over there

November 21, 2013|

At an event the other day this A list rapper/celebrity and wannabe designer was speaking to two men about his wannabe career and kept referring to his bitch and how bittch does this and bittch does that and one of the men finally asked who he was referring to and the A lister pointed at his girlfriend and said, "that bitch over there." Maybe he was going for the shock factor?

21Nov, 2013

They’re both miserable, but neither really wants out at this point

November 21, 2013|

Since you basically got a gimme this morning, now I'm gonna make you use yer noodles. So put your thinking caps on. This C-list sometimes actor certainly moved up the food chain when he married his celebrity wife. His bit parts, and niche gigs, became big opportunities and offers. The wife on the other hand, saw her star fade a bit, and sort of resents the fact that he took a little of her spotlight. Everyone sort of scratched their head when they got married in the first place. It was certainly an odd pairing. Some even suggested it was only business motivated anyway.

21Nov, 2013

She didn’t get there by diet and exercise alone!

November 21, 2013|

This girl has been in the public eye for a long time and is very used to being watched and photographed. While she can handle criticism about her talent, she is not very good about handling criticism about her body! Upset about being called "fat", she recently lost quite a bit of weight. Her new, slimmed-down body looks great. However, she didn’t get there by diet and exercise alone! She had help in the form of a little something that helps to "speed up" her activitiy, and makes the normal hunger pangs go away. Yes, it’s bad for her. Yes, she’s still on it.