They’re both miserable, but neither really wants out at this point

Since you basically got a gimme this morning, now I’m gonna make you use yer noodles.

So put your thinking caps on. This C-list sometimes actor certainly moved up the food chain when he married his celebrity wife.

His bit parts, and niche gigs, became big opportunities and offers.

The wife on the other hand, saw her star fade a bit, and sort of resents the fact that he took a little of her spotlight.

Everyone sort of scratched their head when they got married in the first place. It was certainly an odd pairing.

Some even suggested it was only business motivated anyway. Well, a marriage can only sustain a wandering eye and nutty behavior for so long before cracks start to show in the facade.

The wife is known to shoot her mouth off about things, and the husband spends a lot of his time explaining away her behavior, or clearing the air publicly.

They recently had a huge blowout over this, where she accused him of loving his career more than her.

She has turned a blind eye over his wandering eye, made him out to be a good father and a husband, and she’s sick of him feeling like he has to make her look nuts to be the ‘good guy’.

He snapped back that he was sick of having a wife that was nothing but a punchline.

They’re both miserable, but neither really wants out at this point.

She stands to lose a large chunk of money if they split, while he can’t really name drop anymore to get himself in the door to bigger projects, either.

She also has something new coming out in the beginning of the new year, and doesn’t want any bad publicity to take away from her latest project.

So for now, they join all of the other couples playing pretend…

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