Why don’t you make yourself useful and get me another drink and see if there is some food

“Can’t you see I’m talking to this woman about her acting career?

Why don’t you make yourself useful and get me another drink and see if there is some food.

Get yourself a water while you are at it but finish it quickly because I might need you to go to the car for me.”

Married B list talk show host talking to his wife at an event.

Steve Harvey

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