The smell that follows them is like a farmyard

Which thin TV personality, who is so obsessed with keeping off the pounds, has turned to laxatives – with a nasty, smelly side effect. “You never want to be up-wind when they are around. The smell that follows them is like a farmyard. It is disgusting. Now they have an assistant constantly spraying fragrances but NOTHING can cover up what is coming out of her bottom!” As embarrassing a problem as this is, it has now been made worse by the fact that a new venture has resulted in her being surrounded by lots of people 5-days a week! PHEW!

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