Suki Waterhouse – Foxella

June 25, 2019

Well, he does do fake romances, so maybe her team will get their wish.

The PR team of the singer/sometime actress just won't stop. The larger tabloids are not biting any longer at the hooking up with the A+ list actor thing, but other websites are and it just won't stop. Well, he does do fake romances, so maybe her team will get their wish. It would be a disaster. He likes wallflowers who show up when and where they are supposed to be, wearing as little as possible and then get photographed with him before he sends them on their way because they want the check and the fame. I think a more likely answer would be the return of his previous foreign born model ex or her sister.

February 3, 2018

4 blinds in a row

Model was spotted in a bathroom stall.. Rapper recently lost a baby. He will go after any woman making the accusations if the price is right. It is getting pretty embarrassing. He is hooking up with a woman who used to be a beard for him back in the day.

September 26, 2017

You know that twin?

You know that twin? Yeah, the one who started as a baby? No, the other one who has not been as successful outside the tween world as his brother.

June 12, 2017

Apparently he still obsesses over who she is dating

This A+ list mostly movie actor broke up with this foreign born model/beard quite some time ago. Apparently though he still obsesses over who she is dating or who he sees pictures of her with during nights out. He tries to sabotage every relationship with men she enters into.

February 17, 2017

She lost her new gig almost as soon as it began

This foreign born B+ list model with the Japanese restaurant sounding name who used to be a pro beard thought she had another gig. Turns out that A+ lister she used to beard for put her head in a place where her fee is outrageously high, so she lost her new gig almost as soon as it began.

January 20, 2017

Good news if you were worried about the unemployment rate for professional beards.

Good news if you were worried about the unemployment rate for professional beards. I know I was. This foreign born model who did the bearding thing for a year or two for our favorite A+ list mostly movie actor finally has landed a new bearding gig for this foreign born B list mostly movie actor who has one hell of a franchise.

November 1, 2016

Actor she has dated forever has been hooking up with the foreign born model/actress

With this foreign born actress set to take a big step up the list from B- to A- because of her television show and new movie you would think people would start to realize that the B+ list actor she has dated forever has been hooking up with the foreign born model/actress who sounds like an old Gwen Stefani song.

June 27, 2014

His name’s about to be added to the list of those affected by the Bryan Singer scandal

Which A-list actor and recent Oscar nominee's PR people are sending fake stories of an engagement to his girlfriend/beard because his name's about to be added to the list of those affected by the Bryan Singer scandal?

June 17, 2014

He is cheating with one of her friends

This B- list mostly movie actress is usually the one doing the cheating. This time around though it is her significant other who is doing the cheating. The crazy thing is he is cheating with one of her friends who also happens to be dating the B lister's co-star.

June 7, 2014

Which celebrity wedding was nearly delayed after two of the high profile guests went missing?

(British blog) Which celebrity wedding was nearly delayed after two of the high profile guests went missing? Luckily the lovely ladies were found with half an hour to spare, clinched in a threesome with a random male guest. By the bride's father. (Whose eyes, no doubt, went a little poppy...) The same wedding had a private jet arrive fully stocked with gak for the society guests.

May 7, 2014

A+ list actor has been stepping out with that bisexual A-list model

Which C-list model girlfriend/beard to that closet case of an A+ list actor has been stepping out with that bisexual A-list model who was recently girlfriend to a B-list mostly movie actress?

April 29, 2014

She found out that he shared a video they made a few months ago with some friends

This A+ list mostly movie actor came back to his hotel room late last week to find his now off again girlfriend slicing his expensive luggage into strips. Nothing was left except the wheels and base. Apparently she found out that he shared a video they made a few months ago with some friends.

December 26, 2013

Her relationship is a tough one to figure out

The girlfriend of this A+ list mostly movie actor had no problems letting other men know she was available last night. She said they would have to be discreet. Her relationship is a tough one to figure out. I think he thought he would need her for red carpets. Probably paid in advance.

November 9, 2013

She probably does not get much from her boyfriend

Why yes that was the foreign born supposed girlfriend of the A+ list mostly movie actor who was having sex in the VIP section of a club last night. She probably does not get much from her boyfriend. Or the kind of drugs she likes either.

September 24, 2013

She is well under half his age

Remember Cupid, his bow and the bad romance? Click here for a refresher on this blind… The former co-stars hooked up and she fell hard, but he is riding high on a second wind of fame and fangirls. After realizing she wanted a ring, he dumped her to return to his on-again-off-again fling with an underwear model who is more into his reheated status than a deep rooted relationship. The model wants more public PDA with Cupid, but he is adamant that they keep things as quiet as possible. Why? She is well under half his age. His PR team feels his penchant for dating models would not sit well with his growing fanbase.