8Sep, 2013

Walked out of a party she was getting paid to attend

September 8, 2013|

This A+ list mostly move actress swears she is the person who invented Nuru gel and walked out of a party she was getting paid to attend when someone called her out on her claim.

8Sep, 2013

Madam have been working on a dollar figure

September 8, 2013|

Negotiations are underway for this C+ list mostly movie actress to get married. Our actress, who has A+ list name recognition didn't want to get married, but her main wallet wants to settle down to ensure his status in the US. He had a suitor in mind, but our actress along with her madam have been working on a dollar figure to see that he marries the actress and not someone else.

8Sep, 2013

The singer declined and had a car take home the model

September 8, 2013|

This A+ list model went out for a late night dinner with this A-/B+ list celebrity/singer who would be A+ list if he didn't always take breaks. Before they went back to his place, the model said her fee is $350K per month or $50K a night and how did our singer want to pay. The singer declined and had a car take home the model.

8Sep, 2013

Hope he didn’t beat her

September 8, 2013|

This B+ list mostly movie actor with a very violent temper was at a party last night. When women would come up to him and talk he would give them a quick look and most of the time send them on their way with just a wave of his hand. Two women came up to talk to him and he asked them one question. "Do you want to go have sex?" They said no. A third said yes and he was out the door. Hope he didn't beat her.

7Sep, 2013

He doesn’t have the wallet Charlie does

September 7, 2013|

It wasn't that long ago that this actor had lead roles in movies that were actually shown in the theatres. He had started out on a hit comedy show that has been on long enough that it would be legal to drink if it was a person. Our actor made his mark on that show and made millions of dollars after the show doing movies. That was then though and this is now and our actor has gone through most of his money.

7Sep, 2013

Thankfully, her assistant runs her Twitter account

September 7, 2013|

It looks like another young star is heading for an Amanda-Bynes-style breakdown? She is already walking around her house in wigs and has started talking in a British accent – just like Britney did before she lost her mind. So far, her team of managers and her publicist have been able to keep the breakdown under wraps but are worried that they will not be able to do so for much longer. Thankfully, an assistant runs her Twitter account, so Drake will not be getting any more Bynes-like tweets anytime soon.

7Sep, 2013

Probably won’t be long before someone turns up dead

September 7, 2013|

This two bit a-hole who calls himself an actor got someone close to him to make out a will so that the a-hole gets all the money he feels like he should have got before. It probably won't be long before someone turns up dead under mysterious circumstances. You're crazy if you don't think it will happen. It will.

7Sep, 2013

She put on a wig and wanted to role play

September 7, 2013|

"She (A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy award winner/nominee) once put on a wig and wanted to role play. She dressed as she imagined a hooker would dress and then wanted me to pick her up at the bar in the hotel where we were staying. I went down to the bar and everyone was staring at her because it was obvious who she was and people were laughing and taking photos.

7Sep, 2013

Spent $2M over the past two decades helping out his friend

September 7, 2013|

This A list movie director with A list name recognition estimates he has spent $2M over the past two decades helping out this former almost A list actor who is now a B-/C+ with almost A list recognition. The actor has had some issues that needed money to go away and the director helped. There were the gambling debts and the debts to the drug dealers and to the hookers, especially the ones our actor beat.

6Sep, 2013

With the right lighting and a little surgical help

September 6, 2013|

Which aging actress is soooooo upset that her daughter just landed a part in a Hollywood movie, she is considering having even more plastic surgery to make herself look younger? Instead of being happy for her daughter, the mother is secretly jealous – arguing that the role should have been hers. She believes with the right lighting and a little surgical help that she can still play early 20’s on film. Mommy dearest, it’s time to acknowledge that we all grow older – yes, even YOU!

6Sep, 2013

She would lose her mind if she knew the truth

September 6, 2013|

This A+ list singer/celebrity has a boyfriend who is an A- list celebrity. He used to date a B- list mostly television actress. She is a well known herpes carrier, but even though the actress got pregnant by our A- list celebrity, he insists to his current girlfriend that he didn't have unprotected sex with the actress.

6Sep, 2013

She didn’t leave anything out

September 6, 2013|

From the very first day of filming, this A+ list mostly movie actress had one thing on her mind. She was going to cheat on her A+ list mostly movie actor boyfriend. She was tired of his lame excuses about why he couldn't have sex or why he was too busy to spend the weekend or vacation together. She was tired of him telling her that he was going to hang out with friends instead of her.

6Sep, 2013

You want to avoid this guy if you are a woman

September 6, 2013|

This guy is one of the main guys in Hollywood you want to avoid if you are a woman. He is right up there with Ryan O' Neal in how poorly he treats women. He is an actor and a director and a producer and uses those last two to take advantage of tons of women every year. He would love to get you drunk or passed out so he can take advantage of you. One of his favorite games is to have you passed out and then strip you naked and take photos which he uses against you.

6Sep, 2013

He got a little rough with his wife in bed

September 6, 2013|

This crime drama regular from a very hit network show has moved on, but everyone still thinks he is sexy. Apparently he got a little rough with his wife in bed. Consensual, but she ended up with a breast implant that needed an emergency replacement this week.

6Sep, 2013

Still has people who go crazy when they hear the name

September 6, 2013|

This married member of hugely popular music group (used to be A list) which has no recent success but still has people who go crazy when they hear the name mentioned has been sleeping around on his oft pregnant wife with this former A list celebrity/singer who is also married and is probably about a B-/C+ now, despite all of her past big hits.

6Sep, 2013

She doesn’t want to share the spotlight

September 6, 2013|

This B- list celebrity/sometime reality star has dug her talons into this A list mostly television actor. He is just her backup plan even though he doesn't know it. He thinks it's love and marriage and lots of sex. She is still sleeping with the married head of a production company who is trying to get her new show on the air. If she gets the show, the actor will be history. She doesn't want to share the spotlight unless she has to. She already did that once.

6Sep, 2013

He is wearing a sling unless he is actually on the job

September 6, 2013|

This former almost A list mostly movie actor thanks to a huge franchise is now a B- list take anything he can get guy. At a party earlier this week the actor was wasted as usual and fell down a flight of about 25 steps and severely damaging his arm. The thing is, he can't get out of his current gig and didn't want to explain what happened because it's in his contract he can't get drunk so he is wearing a sling unless he is actually on the job so his employers don't find out.

6Sep, 2013

Not allowed to talk directly to the actress

September 6, 2013|

It's only been a few days, but one of the female celebrities on DWTS is threatening to quit unless something is done about this former B- list actress who is a solid C+ lister now. The celebrity who is threatening to quit called the actress the c word because the actress makes the celebrity and others speak to an intermediary and are not allowed to talk directly to the actress.

6Sep, 2013

Recreational assistance

September 6, 2013|

This race for the chase NASCAR married driver was spotted this past weekend using a friend's motor home for some off the track action. Usually his wife sticks to him like glue, but she was gone for the afternoon and he took full advantage of the situation with a woman who travels with two different teams giving them "recreational assistance" during the week.

6Sep, 2013

Hitting on his neighbor’s wife

September 6, 2013|

This former A list mostly television married actor from two very big hit network shows has been relentless in hitting on his neighbor's wife to the point where she is now threatening the actor with a restraining order. Our actor, who has tried to escape the Hollywood life keeps bringing it back to himself with all of his booze and drug fueled antics.

6Sep, 2013

We will see how the favors play out

September 6, 2013|

This former A+ list mostly movie actress is now an aging B- list mostly movie actress who rarely works any longer. She has called in every favor she has and ordered her husband to do the same and our actress even is counting on the support of her A list mostly movie actor co-star who she used to have sex with back in the day and again in this film for kicks. Her goal? Academy Award nomination for her latest movie. It would be a huge shock if she did, so we will see how the favors play out.

6Sep, 2013

Her boyfriend has been cherry picking guys

September 6, 2013|

While this A+ list diva and B list everything else has been working non-stop the past few weeks, her boyfriend has been cherry picking guys he runs into at her work place that are gay and says he can help them out if they help him out.

6Sep, 2013

She pays them with gifts and cash

September 6, 2013|

This aging Academy Award winning actress spends a great deal of her remaining fortune on the company of much much younger men. She pays them with gifts and cash and she gets them to act out some of her famous scenes. They guys are barely wearing anything and love scenes involve way more than kissing, but I'm happy for her. She always seemed so cranky though.

5Sep, 2013

The actor tried to follow the player into the men’s locker room

September 5, 2013|

This tries to stay closeted A list mostly movie actor was spotted at the US Open trying everything he could to get the phone number of a male tennis player he especially liked. The actor had watched a doubles match the teen foreign born player was in and then tried to talk to the player afterwards. The player stopped to chat, but let it go at that. The actor tried to follow the player into the men's locker room, but was barred. He wants the guy's number and was asking other players who did recognize him for the digits.