This multi-hyphenate’s PR team is more entertaining than she is!

They have been working so hard to keep their star from being embarrassed this week that they are just throwing tons of hilarious fictional poop against the wall hoping that something – anything! – will stick.

“They actually broke up earlier this year.” No.

They were never really dating at all.

That “earlier this year” comment was just an attempt to distance her from her fake boyfriend’s scandal.

“She will not be performing due to production issues.”

No. There were no production issues.

She just wanted to avoid being seen in public for a while. When the uproar about her cancellation became too loud, those mysterious production issues suddenly evaporated.

“She is dating a minor celebrity. It’s a new relationship.”

The only accurate part of that statement is “new.”

So new, in fact, that this fake relationship just happened this week!

Here’s what happened: She needed a big distraction from the scandal.

They could absolutely not admit that she is involved with her bodyguard, because that would result in its own scandal.

Their solution: a new celebrity love interest! However, they had four big challenges.

1. They had to find someone really fast.

2. They had to find someone with whom she had some contact in the past year or two (to create a plausible back story).

3. He had to be famous, unattached, scandal-free, and unquestionably straight.

4. He had to be available for the next few months and be willing to latch himself to her in the middle of a scandal.

They went through dozens of candidates in the past few days, but the pickings were very slim.

They had to settle, so they got who they got.

That’s who she will now be fake dating for the next few months.

So, is everyone talking about her new relationship?

Yes, they are! Mission accomplished! Kudos to her PR team. Seriously.

They really earned their money this week… and provided us with great entertainment along the way!

Star: Jennifer Lopez
New Love Interest: Maksim Chmerkovskiy

Source: http://blindgossip.com

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