These two idiots walk into a bar. Sounds like the opening line of a joke, right? No joke.

These two idiots walk into a bar.

Sounds like the opening line of a joke, right?

No joke.

These two idiots are both daughters of musical icons.

Neither one is concerned about an education or a job.

They are both living on family money, supplemented by “modeling” jobs.

They are both barely legal, but only in some states.

They are both heavy drinkers/drug users.

One prefers coke.

The other prefers pills.

They have really bonded over these hobbies and are now besties.

They walk into a lot of bars and clubs and restaurants and parties together.

They expect to be served.

There are two well-known “real” models who are already taking bets on which of the two idiots winds up in a hospital/rehab center next.

Source: http://blindgossip.com