This singer is writing a screenplay.
So she says. Only… she’s not.
“The truth is that [she] is functionally illiterate.
I don’t think that people realize that about her.
She didn’t graduate from high school, not because she was busy, but because she can’t read or write beyond a second-grade level.
When I receive emails or texts from her, it’s like they were written by a child whose native language is not English. It’s just a jumble of words, some bigger than others (as if she is trying to sound intelligent).
She does not understand the concepts of grammar or spelling or sentence structure.
I sometimes have to ask other people to read the messages and then we piece together what she is trying to say!
The thought of her writing a screenplay is laughable.
I have never even seen her read a book (although she will pose with one for a photo shoot if required).
Not even to [her child/ren].
What she is going to do is lay out the broad strokes of the story and let a ghostwriter handle it.
Of course she’ll take all the credit though!
She wants that Oscar!!!
That’s why she is going to name herself the writer/ producer/star/composer/everything on this project.