About once a year I hear a great story about the sibling of a celebrity who gets lost in the shuffle of being forgotten and then acts out hoping to be caught. Most of the time the celebrity is not famous enough so it doesn’t make sense to write about the sibling. This is different though and it also is interesting because the sibling really does hide things well. That probably is because she went through a lot of trauma when she was younger and was molested by a very very close relative who because of circumstances never was able to get their hands on the celebrity sibling. Our sibling is female and her sibling is an A lister. No ifs ands or buts. Everyone knows the sibling. Yes, even your grandma in the retirement home. Our forgotten sibling has tried to make her own mark but never quite gets there without relying on her sibling. No one will call her back until she name drops. She has got a lot of work and made some money but only because of her sibling. Our forgotten sibling though wants everyone to think she made it on her own and says she is really successful. Nope. She wants everyone to think she is sober and religious and goes to church every week. Nope and nope and nope. Most of the time she is so hung over and wasted out of her mind on coke and that hillbilly heroin she snorts like coke that I wonder when the last time she woke up before a noon on a Sunday. She lives in a great place and has nice cars and wants you to think she earned it all herself. Nope. Oh she has earned money but because of her sibling. Her sibling is also the person who pays for the place to live and every other bill that goes straight to the business manager of the celebrity sibling. The only thing our non famous sibling pays for is a cell phone bill.
Ashlee Simpson (Jessica Simpson), Haylie Duff (Hilary Duff), Solange Knowles (Beyoncé)