February 25, 2019

2 blinds in a row

The boyfriend of this foreign born A list rapper is cheating on her while she is out of the country. Apparently he thinks he can do anything and he will still keep her. / This A-/B+ list mostly television actress who walked away from a hit show was discussing how her husband doesn't know she has been seeing a doctor about why she can't get pregnant. Her husband doesn't know there are any issues.
January 19, 2019

She trashed and lied and defamed a rape victim

This foreign born A list rapper has let her pride and some misguided love for a murderer put her fortune on the line. She trashed and lied and defamed a rape victim and that check our rapper is going to write is going to top seven figures so I hope it is worth it.
January 14, 2019

They were tired of everyone calling them out.

Even though every non tabloid gossip site has been talking about it for weeks, it wasn't until the last couple of days that the weekly tabloids and their online brethren finally caved in and actually reported the truth about the boyfriend of this foreign born A list rapper.
January 11, 2019

You want to know how bad of a job you are doing as a beard?

You want to know how bad of a job you are doing as a beard? When no one on earth really even knows you are bearding for the foreign born permanent A+ list athlete in his own corner of the sports world no one watches much over here. No, not soccer.
December 24, 2018

She is doing a little yachting out of the country

This foreign born A+/A list rapper needs some funding for a new music video or two and doesn't want to pay her half. So, she is doing a little yachting out of the country that will pay for the videos and more.
December 23, 2018

Don’t believe the hype.

Don't believe the hype. This foreign born permanent A list athlete in his corner of the sports world is still closeted and is not dating that foreign born celebrity all of you know.
December 19, 2018

2 blinds in a row

The alliterate former actress turned A+ list celebrity apparently has a Twitter and Instagram account under a fake name she uses to take shots at people who take shots at her. / The PR people for this foreign born A list rapper are really trying to make it seem like the rapper's boyfriend is a great guy and he is changed. They give an excuse for one heinous event, but never bring up the murder thing hoping people won't notice.
November 17, 2018

4 blinds in a row

I hope this A list rapper isn't breastfeeding because her limo driver says she was doing bumps of coke on the way to an event yesterday. / Which famous sportsman's kid realised they'd left their wallet at home when the bill came at a trendy London pub – so decided to do a rather fast runner? / This one named current A list celebrity was not only doing things her congregation would hate partying wise but was also doing her best to hook this much richer man than her husband. / Speaking of drugs, this foreign born A list rapper almost got into two altercations because her drug induce paranoia made her think people were talking about her.