December 9, 2018

She would be shocked to know she is being cheated on

I'm sure the significant other of the man this former strip-per turned naked celebrity turned multiple reality star turned now celebrity again after a show cancellation is falling in love with would be shocked to know she is being cheated on.
December 9, 2018

Singer got into an argument in the grocery store about 35 cents

This permanent A++ list singer got into an argument in the grocery store about 35 cents. It lasted about five minutes before the store backed down. I mean she goes there just about every day she is in town, so give her a break. She said the store changed containers to a heavier material so they could charge more for food to go that is sold by the pound.
December 9, 2018

Drunk dialing the A list ex would maybe spark something

Even though it will only last long enough for her to find someone who can help her career, I do worry for the health of this former A- list superhero because our favorite foreign born B+ list actress/singer loves to party. Our former superhero needs to stay as far away from that as possible although drunk dialing the A list ex would maybe spark something.
December 9, 2018

Sorry you are so desperate for cash. You should cancel the tour because it is going to look bad with half filled arenas.

The foreign born former singer turn drug addicted television host doesn't realize her group is a gimmick and people already got the reboot of the gimmick a few years back. No one wants to see them and it has nothing to do with either the non singing one is there or not.
December 9, 2018

You would be surprised at how much guys are willing to pay her.

This former MTV star turned reality star got a yachting gig that pays way more than a gig she is dropping out of. You would be surprised at how much guys are willing to pay her.
December 9, 2018

She does not actually have a boyfriend

Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress does not actually have a boyfriend, so she is right about that, but the other things she says about having sex are not true. There was the very rich guy last week who parted with a good chunk of change.
December 9, 2018

He knows he might be on the chopping block with the magazine article

This closeted foreign born A+/A list mostly movie actor has been bringing out his wife more in the last month than he has in the 18 months before that. He knows he might be on the chopping block with the magazine article and wants to get a bunch of positive publicity to offset whatever damage it causes.
December 8, 2018

These two royals are anything but bff.

Don't believe the hype. These two royals are anything but bff. The alliterate one doesn't even want to try any longer to get along because the foreign one knows what’s up and has been whispering in the ear of the husband of the alliterate one. So, the move out.