August 19, 2018

2 blinds in a row

This A- list singer and her foreign born A-/B+ list actor boyfriend from an acting family might seem like they are trying to work things out between the two of them, and they very well might be. / She used to have zero bodyguards and no one bothered her. Now she has three bodyguards and has been asking for two more even though no one bothers her. No one cares about her other than paps she calls. This offspring will never want to go back to the life she had before.
August 19, 2018

They control the law. They control the news. They control it all. The power has gone to their head.

It has been well over three decades since the membership attempted this. Three decades of wanting to do so but afraid of the authorities who were anxious to learn any details about the two previous times it has known to have happened. It was fitting that it happened in that special room with the initials to begin the name.
August 19, 2018

Singer was told by the people in charge of this talk show to not do any coke at the show at all

This A list singer was told by the people in charge of this talk show to not do any coke at the show at all. Apparently it was not a reprimand towards her, but because the host has been having some issues with it and wants guests booked that are known party people so the host can join in which really causes issues with the show.
August 19, 2018

The person who made the tape wants our singer to pay his legal bills.

The last thing this A- list singer needs right now is to have a s*x tape released of her. The thing is though, she is in a bind. The person who made it wants our singer to pay his legal bills. He hasn't made it a condition that she pay it or he will release the recording, but she knows he has it.
August 19, 2018

The fact he now has given up all control of his own social media to her and her people is just another day closer to completely selling his soul to be famous by association.

I guess we know now that this A+ list singer is also managing the career of the actor she calls her boyfriend. I will give her PR team credit for orchestrating one of the most on point social media beginnings ever. The thing is though, it was all so robotic that no one believes it was real or friendship based. It was just meh.
August 19, 2018

He is older and trying to live a relatively sober lifestyle.

Back in the day it would have been him doing too many drugs for her, but times have changed. This permanent A list rapper was hooking up with the foreign born A list rapper but she was doing way too many drugs for him to be around.
August 18, 2018

Apparently this has been going on for awhile but she managed to keep it super secret until some fellow party goers stole her stuff

This back in the day A list mostly movie actress who crashed and burned when she tried to self medicate is on an entirely different kind of drugs these days. Unable to pay her bill to her drug dealer, she instead films herself with tween boys and girls and gives the product to the dealer who sells it to others.
August 18, 2018

They have been instructed to totally forgive and forget when it comes to the history of this online celebrity

I didn't think this online tabloid could be up anyone's butt more than Kris Jenner. I was wrong. They have their entire head up the butt of the head of this entertainment organization and are just throwing out numbers that have no basis in reality whatsoever. Further, they have been instructed to totally forgive and forget when it comes to the history of this online celebrity. To them he is the greatest of the greatest.