August 15, 2018

3 blinds in a row

This foreign born, still one hit wonder recently performed at a casino and asked a very big winner if he would like some company for the evening. / Apparently he also needs to let his mother know where he is at all times because when he was not texting with his mother he was face timing her. / This is getting strange.
August 15, 2018

Our reality star went off on her assistant who dared bring her the wrong dress.

This A- list reality star from that A list reality family was hanging out in Cannes not that long ago with this former A+ list singer/full time woman beater. Our reality star went off on her assistant who dared bring her the wrong dress. She then had her assistant running back and forth trying to come up with the perfect amount of ice for her vodka on the rocks.
August 15, 2018

Her significant other kept telling her she should lose weight before the press tour

This former A- list mostly movie actress who is probably A-/B+ list because she keeps doing ensembles instead of her own thing has a new movie coming out. Her significant other kept telling her she should lose weight before the press tour and got in her head so much that she looks like a skeleton at this point when you take off the baggy clothes she usually wears out in public.
August 14, 2018

He really needs the cash infusion

This former A+ list mostly television actor from multiple very hit shows from the same network is anxious to get his reboot going. He really needs the cash infusion and what he most loves about it is that he doesn't have to share any of the money with his ex because of a carve out provision in their divorce agreement.
August 14, 2018

If she has more kids, she will only have them with her ex who would be fine with it.

This A- list reality star is very firm in her beliefs. She does not believe in "half" anything even though that is how she grew up. If she has more kids, she will only have them with her ex who would be fine with it. I think their respective partners might have something to say though.
August 14, 2018

He usually comes calling four or five times a year.

Our favorite former tweener turned A- list singer/bad adult actress says that part of the deal when she landed her hugely successful franchise is she has to make herself available for hooking up with this almost permanent married A list comic actor. He usually comes calling four or five times a year.
August 14, 2018

They also owe a big thanks to the online tabloid who said yes in return for a few favors.

This organization is tired of people talking about one of their top five celebrity faces as being closeted. As I told you before, they made special arrangements for her but still want the public at large to think of her as involved or at least open to being involved with a guy.
August 14, 2018

She is going to need a lot of physical therapy

Apparently the rehab this A- list singer is headed to also specializes in physical rehab too because our singer has some stroke like damage from her recent overdose and is going to need a lot of physical therapy to try and get back to 100%.