This alliterate former A+/A list mostly movie actress who had a very short peak, is at this point, literally saying anything to get attention. Every few days she tries to get the oxygen by sharing some crazy story. The crazier the better.

This alliterate former A list mostly movie actress is losing her mind. Her oldest child had to intervene and now takes care of the youngest child.

This former flash in the pan A list mostly movie actress has never lost the diva in her from that brief run of success. She got one look at her suite while out of the country and went back to the lobby and got louder and louder until management caved and gave her the second nicest suite in the place.

This former flash in the pan A list mostly movie actress who all of you know doesn't spend much time in front of a camera any longer. She does have a new high profile television gig beginning next year. Apparently she wants some great reviews for herself and hooked up with a reporter who is doing a very long interview with her about her life and her acting in the new show.

This aging former A list mostly movie actress who has an alliteration for a name and is an Academy Award winner/nominee will probably be more upset that I referred to her as aging rather than the fact she was so drunk the other night, she fell down twice and decided to go down a set of stairs by sliding down them feet first while on her stomach.

This alliterate flash in the pan former A+ lister dumped that crazy religion of hers back during the peak fame days when she caught a guy pleasuring himself while she was supposed to be unburdening so to speak. When she complained, a person there said it was her fault and that she should plan on signing up for $100K worth of courses to make up for it.

This former very brief A+ lister who now basically hits a new charity party every night was so hated on the set of one of her movies that some crew members added more than just water to the tub for her bath scene. Some of them used the tub as their urinal.

Most of us ladies don't have 'handyman work' in our repertoire or our basic instincts, but this glam actress, who you would think would be like the many, apparently is quite skilled with a spanner.

I kid about it a lot in this space, but apparently this very very brief former A+ list mostly movie actress who now does really no acting makes close to six figures a month attending charity events full time.

This former flash in the pan one hit wonder A list actress is now a B- list actress but still has that name recognition. Not much acting, but a ton of red carpets for the past couple of decades. She goes through about a nanny every six weeks because of her temper and because she doesn’t always have the money to pay them, so makes them miserable so they quit.