Our favorite closeted actor is in the desert and enjoying all that hit show Emmy type buzz by feasting on a variety of guys and pushed the beard to the background. He didn't think anyone recognized him coming out of that villa at the Hyatt in Indian Wells making out with another guy.
Now that our favorite closeted B+ list mostly television actor is being talked about for an Emmy next time around, it looks like the woman he calls his girlfriend will be sticking around for a bit. The thing is though she has been dating someone for real on the side and if she gets busted, it is going to be really messy.
Our favorite B+ list closeted actor from that defunct network ensemble show should know the show he is promoting would have paid for that recent story about him and his beard. Instead, the actor paid for it out of his own pocket.
Our favorite closeted actor from that former network ensemble hit is doubling down on his beard romance. He went overboard with the PDA photos and the only thing missing from the weekend were pictures of them in bed. You know what? If she would go along with it, he would probably do that.
Our favorite closeted former B+ list network actor from that hit ensemble show has been trying to promote his beard’s talents in the entertainment business. He is exaggerating her accomplishments but he can’t afford to pay her as much money any longer so is hoping she can land a high paying gig if he pretends she has done certain things even if not true.
Our favorite closeted actor from that former network show has been spending less and less time with his beard. Yes, it is mostly because of her wanting to be with her boyfriend, but he has a new project and thinks he can get publicity from that and not need the beard.
We already told you that this television actor is bisexual. Today we’re going to provide you with a lot of details behind both his sexuality and his recent public and private relationships. It’s quite a story, so hang on to your slushies! For him, sexuality isn’t about being straight or gay. It’s a continuum, and he picks his partners based on availability and attraction rather than gender. Yes, it’s confusing if you think that people are one way or the other, and that they should be consistent and publicly honest about their preferences. He is just doing whatever he feels like doing on any given day, and hooking up with whomever of whatever gender whenever he wants… while maintaining the veneer of being a straight male. Our actor publicly identifies as straight with a steady girlfriend. He privately identifies as bisexual – but mostly straight with a lot of "experimental" hookups with men.
There was some drama earlier this week at an L.A. club involving a very cute television star from a very popular show. Our talented actor was at a nightclub, hanging out with some friends, cast mates, and his "girlfriend". We put "girlfriend" in italics for three reasons: First, because we’re not convinced about this actor’s orientation. Second, because his "girlfriend" coincidentally happens to be a writer slash producer slash whatever at the same network on which his show appears, so we don’t know if she is a beard or the real thing. Third, because fans of this show are so rabid that every time we write anything about a cast member from this show, we are deluged with hate mail (Flame away, you geeks!).