Whenever a Pope dies, our A-lister begs the Vatican for a VIP invitation to the funeral proceedings

This A-lister may often get on her knees, but we can assure you it isn't to pray! She, like many, was raised Catholic and lapsed in her later years. Over the decades she's attacked the Catholic Church for its policies and criticised the hierarchy for its decisions, all whilst displaying behaviour best described as 'Non-Catholic.' And yet, whenever a Pope dies, our A-lister begs the Vatican for a VIP invitation to the funeral proceedings.

The older A+ lister can’t stand the replacement, but publicity is always better than being ignored

These two A+ list celebrities have a pretty long history together after an iconic moment they shared onstage several years ago, and were hoping to recapture some of that magic in a recent photo shoot. All was good to go, but a recent project left the younger A+ lister looking haggard so her team decided she needed to have some work done to her face to freshen her up a bit and look as good as the older A+ lister. Well, the work came out BAD. Like, really bad. So bad the people behind the shoot scrapped the entire concept with the two A+ listers and instead decided on a whole new concept with this A-list singer. The older A+ lister can't stand the replacement, but publicity is always better than being ignored. The other A+ lister's team desperately tried to get her signed back on the photo shoot, but the replacement tested so well they didn't even want her back.

She was the biggest a-hole anyone could remember at this party ever

Academy Award Parties: This B- list mostly television actress is only that high because she is on a hit network show. As soon as the show ends she will drop like a stone on the list. She won't be getting invited back to this party next year after she treated the wait staff like crap and was rude to everyone who was not a celebrity she recognized. For someone who will be lucky to be working in acting in a couple of years she was the biggest a-hole anyone could remember at this party ever. One of the guys she treated like crap used to be a lover of the married host and is young and Latin and she assumed he was a waiter. The former lover of the permanent A lister went and complained to the A lister and that will be the end of her at the parties.

He is way closer to her age than the mom

This former A++ list celebrity singer should watch out for her daughter. Yep, her daughter. It appears the daughter and our former A++ lister's boyfriend hooked up in the past week. Well, he is way closer to her age than the mom.

That little Asian one he likes so much

This A+ list singer thinks she has discovered all of the kinks of her current boyfriend but he is keeping one from her. I know she knows about his other women and his other men, but does she know about the pre-op he paid $500 to recently? That little Asian one he likes so much. The one he was calling the second his girlfriend was snapped leaving his place.

She wants the great sex and the artistic inspiration

These two A-listers, whom I've written about before, probably won't ever be able to quit each other. After a bad breakup decades ago, they have spent the better part of twenty years having the occasional clandestine affair. Well this recent reconciliation has lasted a lot longer than the ones in the past, and now he wants to get married...again. She likes having him on the hook now after how horrible he was to her while they were married. She also knows he'll never give up his penchant for underage foreign prostitutes, and that's a huge deal breaker. There's also too many rumors swirling about the paternity of one of her children after she posted pictures of one of them on Instagram. They hadn't been photographed publicly since early childhood, and now there's very little doubt it's the A-lister's kid. Not her husband at the time. She does not want a scandal over this. It's just too messy for her taste. She wants the great sex and the artistic inspiration. That's it.

I can’t decide which one is right

I have two very good sources when it comes to this particular celebrity. She is a permanent A list celebrity. Nothing will ever take her off that perch. Sure, she is not at the peak of her fame any longer but she will have A+ list name recognition until she dies so that kind of gives her A list celebrity status permanently too. There are two stories of why she broke up with her boyfriend. I know lots of you don't even know she broke up with her boyfriend but she did. The reason though is disputed. Both good sources. I can't decide which is right. Maybe they both are.

Celebrity is in settlement talks with one of her former backup dancers

This A list singer/celebrity is in settlement talks with one of her former backup dancers. He claims that he was sexually harassed and encouraged to perform in masturbation contests with other backup dancers while the singer/celebrity watched and would give cash to those who finished first. I'm probably going to shock you by saying it is not Lady GaGa or Rihanna.