She is a dark horse

Which international pop superstar has been developing a roaring coke habit? At a Hollywood Hills party she was so muntered she couldn't walk in a straight line and fell in the swimming pool. (You won't guess; she's a dark horse...)

She loves to have new looks for the paps

This A+ list performer (singer) changes clothes multiple times each day, usually in her SUV. She loves to have new looks for the paps. What is strange is that she changes in front of her bodyguards and always changes her bra and panties because she thinks each new outfit also needs new garments.

Today we’re going to talk about her very serious coke habit

This Singer is an internationally-known pop star. We’ve talked about her drinking before, so you may be under the impression that that is her only vice. Nope! Today we’re going to talk about her very serious coke habit. To give you an idea as to how much she does, we’ll take you back to one particular night a year or so ago. She attended an awards ceremony, and, afterwards, went to an exclusive, members-only private club. She asked around for some high-quality coke. She met directly with the dealer, and, after sampling his wares, instructed her bodyguard to "Pay him for an eight ball." For those who don’t do drugs, an "eight ball" is an eighth of an ounce or 3.5. grams of cocaine. Depending on the size of the lines you cut, that’s 10-20 lines. It was a lot of coke… but it didn’t last long! She hoovered through that eight ball in less than an hour. Then the party moved from the club to a hotel room. Singer purchased another eight ball! She was still wide awake when the party broke up at 7:00 a.m.

Wonder how his model fiance would feel about that?

We’ve already told you what a mess this musical girl has become. Just wanted to add another messy incident to the pile! She was at a private party in the Los Angeles area a week or so ago. She was drinking heavily. Although there were several celebrities there, she spent much of her time hanging on this one cute musician. And we mean literally hanging on him, as if she was too drunk to stand on her own. She kept babbling about how they should get matching music-themed tattoos, walking around the party telling everyone else that it was definitely happening, and asking for referrals for a tattoo artist so they could get it done right away. Wonder how his model fiance would feel about that?

She had to buy new clothes off the rack

Never one for hard drugs this A+ list pop singer/celebrity has been pill popping and boozing and binge eating for the past week and it has taken a team of makeup and stylists to get her presentable each day. At this point she is like a robot because she has taken so many pills and she had to buy new clothes off the rack for a quick tour because she gained 10 pounds in a week.

Apparently those were the only smiles she had

This A+ list singer/celebrity was spotted while out this past week. Of course she was because she wanted to be. Several teens and pre-teens tried to get photos or an autograph with the singer but she blew them off or had her multiple bodyguards keep them away from her saying she didn't have time. What she did have time for were about an hour pf photos with a paid photographer who distributed the photos to tabloids. Apparently those were the only smiles she had.

She says that he tried to blame it on her

This A list celebrity/singer who is out of the country today is telling friends she once almost hooked up with this former A+ list tweener who is an A list celebrity deserving of C list status. Apparently the reason they didn't completely hook up she says is because he couldn't stand to attention. She says that he tried to blame it on her.

I think the A lister made the right choice.

Grammy Awards: This B list celebrity/former reality star had the perfect smiley face before taking out her claws and knife and anything else she could find to stab this A+ list celebrity/singer in the back. The B lister, who was hammered at a pre-show party was begging for the A lister's phone number and when the A lister refused to give it that was it. The rest of the night the B lister talked about how awful the A lister is and how she thinks she is too good for everyone. Called her the c word a few times. I think the A lister made the right choice.

When she tried to talk about her vision to her guest on the song…

This forever A list singer/celebrity was trying to explain her vision for a new music video. She spent eight hours the night before shooting explaining her vision to the director and several hours more the morning of the shoot. When she tried to talk about her vision to her guest on the song he said fuck that I have some place to be in an hour. Let the cameras roll.

That’s Hollywood. Smack one day, sucking up the next.

These two music types are always cordial when they see each other, but Smack Talker rarely has anything nice to say about Singer in private. There were tons of big celebs in attendance at this Grammy party. Smacker was watching and listening to Singer during the night, and something… shifted. Smacker said to a friend: "You know, I always thought Singer was just some dumb bitch who got lucky and would flame out real quick, but last night… she actually came across as super confident and mature. Girl’s got chops too! I would never tell her this to her face, but I think she might actually have 5 or 10 years of super stardom ahead of her. Maybe I should work with her." So, there you go, Singer! A compliment from the person you would least expect to say anything nice about you. That’s Hollywood. Smack one day, sucking up the next.