Monster coke fest

This A+ list singer/celebrity took it upon herself to watch over this other A list singer/celebrity this past week. Not such a good idea. The A+ lister couldn't handle the constant partying and what turned out to be a monster coke fest and bailed on the "ill" A lister when she invited strangers to their supposedly shared hotel suite. Things are not going to end well for the A lister.

She is telling her friends that a marriage proposal is coming soon

The female half of this famous celebrity couple is really pushing for the altar. She is telling her friends that a marriage proposal is coming soon. That’s what she thinks. Although he joins in on the lovey-dovey act in public, he is privately telling his friends that there will be no proposal until she keeps one very specific promise she made to him: to stop drinking. We think he’ll be waiting on that one for a while.

That little Asian one he likes so much

This A+ list singer thinks she has discovered all of the kinks of her current boyfriend but he is keeping one from her. I know she knows about his other women and his other men, but does she know about the pre-op he paid $500 to recently? That little Asian one he likes so much. The one he was calling the second his girlfriend was snapped leaving his place.

He has said he never wants a kid

This A list celebrity/singer is trying to get pregnant with this other A list celebrity/singer but hasn't told him. Considering how much he has said he never wants a kid, I'm sure he will be shocked.

He looked like he was sleepwalking

This former A list celebrity/singer has had some medical issues in the past year and got hooked on several different prescription pain killers that he gets through a bunch of doctors. He tries to hide them from his celebrity girlfriend and has started spending less time with her because he wants the pills more than her. When they saw each other this week she told a friend he looked like he was sleepwalking and that he showed no emotion about anything.

Young male guitar technician

This B+ list celebrity/singer who used to be A list has moved far away from his current A list girlfriend in his choice of sex companion. While they are apart he has been enjoying the company of a very young male guitar technician.

This relationship should end in spectacular fashion

When this A list celebrity/singer drinks she gets violent and angry and mean and likes to make out with women. When her A list celebrity/singer significant other gets drunk he has sex with as many women as possible. Considering how much they love to drink and are forced to be apart this relationship should end in spectacular fashion.

She is sort of an anti-hero, and that’s part of her appeal

This new on the scene C-list up and coming singer is sort of an anti-hero, and that's part of her appeal. She recently turned down opening for this A-list singer when she goes on tour, and has been very outspoken about how she hates the message music puts out to young people these days. She is very talented, and very tortured, and people in the business are comparing her to Amy Winehouse. The C-lister is very young, and can already out party and out drink many people more than twice her age. That's why the A-lister wanted her on tour with her. It didn't make sense that their music would be showcased together, but she feels that she can help the C-lister stay on the straight and narrow, focus on her music, and finish school. She's going to keep trying to talk her into it.

She would lose her mind if she knew the truth

This A+ list singer/celebrity has a boyfriend who is an A- list celebrity. He used to date a B- list mostly television actress. She is a well known herpes carrier, but even though the actress got pregnant by our A- list celebrity, he insists to his current girlfriend that he didn't have unprotected sex with the actress.

She never did with her ex-husband either

This A+ list celebrity/singer would love a baby, but that would require her to have unprotected sex with her A list celebrity boyfriend. He is not the kind of guy you want to do that with, because of the gift that keeps on giving and she never did with her ex-husband either.

Real Story Behind This Public Feud

There is a public battle going on now between a very famous female performer and a male blogger. While both are telling their "versions" of the story, we have the real back story for you… the one that neither party is ever going to tell you! The two used to be very good friends…