Joe Jonas – Foxella

May 27, 2019

She is so desperate to make the story about herself that she doesn’t even care about the facts.

Does this foreign born A- list actress not realize that her brother-in-law and the owner of the wedding venue already told the actual story of how the wedding came to be at that location? What is this nonsense in interviews she is spewing about the brother-in-law coming up with the idea an hour before it happened. She is so desperate to make the story about herself that she doesn't even care about the facts.

May 18, 2019

She kept trying to change the subject to what she was wearing or projects she is working on.

As she was headed into an after party, this foreign born A- listish actress kept being asked about the nuptials of her inlaws. She was ticked. She kept trying to change the subject to what she was wearing or projects she is working on. She really hated when a reporter suggested the more inexpensive wedding option was the way to go.

May 8, 2019

That still won’t work.

This B-/C+ list actress used to be higher on the list. Then, several years ago she got into professional bearding. At one point she bearded for a former A+ list tweener who is now married. She has also bearded for athletes and others. Now, she is being asked by this foreign born A+/A list singer to not only beard, but to actually marry him so he can try and shake off all these rumors about himself. That still won't work.

March 13, 2019

Actress will soon be looking for steady work again

This foreign born B+ list mostly television actress who will soon be looking for steady work again had a falling out with her same on the list co-star. The reason? After a threesome with the same on the list co-star, the same on the list co-star's boyfriend tried to hook up with the B+ lister solo.

February 17, 2019

2 blinds in a row

Apparently making out with a guy after he has fish tacos is not something that bothers this reality star, especially considering he paid for everything including her flight on a private jet for the weekend. / This foreign born entering into her last season of that pay cable show A- list actress might want to check on her boyfriend. Seems as if he is on the dating app Raya and is swiping right all the time. If the girlfriend asks, he will probably just say he is on there looking for friends. Uh huh.

December 19, 2018

She might want to pay closer attention to her celebrity boyfriend.

This foreign born B+ list actress from a soon to be ending hit pay cable show might want to pay closer attention to her celebrity boyfriend. There is a porn star who says she has unprotected sex with him at least once a week.

October 15, 2018

This time around they are going to love the idea for the cameras.

If you don't think there is a reality show being shot around all the engagements in this former tweener family, why were three separate units hired in this foreign country to track this couple to "meet" family members they had already met before. Apparently things did not work out well last time at all. But hey, this time around they are going to love the idea for the cameras.

September 19, 2018

Ahhh, young love.

Ahhh, young love. The kind of love where you say f**k it and get wasted on coke and booze and show the world how much you love each other.

May 24, 2018

He has had some substance abuse issues in the past, but last night looked to be just about having as much fun as possible without going overboard.

I'm not sure what pills he was popping, but this former tween singer turned adult singer turned tweener rebooter was having a really good time in the desert last night. He has had some substance abuse issues in the past, but last night looked to be just about having as much fun as possible without going overboard. Tune into tonight though to see if anything changes.

March 7, 2018

More of a brotherly alibi.

Brotherly love? Well, not really. More of a brotherly alibi. One celebrity brother makes sure a photo of him kissing a woman gets leaked to the tabloids. Meanwhile though, the woman is actually hooking up with the other celebrity brother but he has an actress girlfriend who is already suspicious. Nice alibi.

January 31, 2018

His girlfriend knew he was hammered and wanted him out of there before anything bad happened.

This former A+ list tweener turned B+ list adult singer about to try and recapture that old tweener fame abruptly left a party he was attending. His girlfriend knew he was hammered and wanted him out of there before anything bad happened. He wanted to stay, but it was going to be bad. She grabbed him and forced him outside.

January 12, 2018

A young woman approached the table and told the more famous sibling about her health condition.

This former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer was out to dinner with his less famous sibling. A young woman approached the table and told the more famous sibling about her health condition. The more famous sibling shares that health condition and spent a good 20 minutes just being a really nice guy as they commiserated over living with the illness for their whole lives before taking a bunch of pictures.