They only have sex about once a month

This A list celebrity who used to be a singer and has A+ list name recognition looks amazing these days but says that her unemployed boyfriend smokes so much pot that he would rather smoke than have sex with her and they only have sex about once a month.

She said what????

This former A list singer/celebrity who is now just an A list celebrity who does other things well too, was having drinks with her boyfriend at a bar this week and when she thought he was starting to get too drunk said, "I had an enema today for you so you better not get drunk and pass out."

It was worse than Ken Jeong in The Hangover

In a scene straight out of Seinfeld, this former B list boy bander and A list reality star who now is a C list reality star and married was getting changed at a photo shoot and didn't notice the two people off to the side who had a great angle and could not stop laughing at how small his equipment is. I guess we know why his A list celebrity/singer/reality star ex was always making peen jokes about him. The stylists who saw him said it was worse than Ken Jeong in The Hangover.

New boyfriend is finally able to drink legally

There is going to be another guest for the holidays at this family Thanksgiving dinner because the father of this A list celebrity has someone special in his life who he is calling his boyfriend and apparently is ready for him to meet the family. The good news is that the new boyfriend is finally able to drink legally. Yeah, apparently the old man likes them young.

A family member gave her the magic bullet to shed the pounds

This A-list entertainer is very well liked, but not known for being the brightest bulb on the lamp, if you know what I mean. She's from a nutty entertainment family, and seems to be the sane one with her head screwed on straight, but that's just because she's blissfully unaware of everything and has a great team. Recently, she lost a huge amount of weight. People think it's because of a healthy lifestyle, but really, it's because her once A-list, now circling the drain on the C-list, family member gave her the magic bullet to shed the pounds. Good ol' Adderal. It worked, but it had a weird effect on the A-lister.

Left the DVD on the nightstand with a note to the celebrity that said have a nice life

Honestly this is the best blind I have heard in awhile. OK, so back a few years ago this at the time A+ list celebrity/singer who really was not doing much singing that was successful and spent most of her time just looking pretty and selling things except when people were calling her fat, then she just sold things, got cheated on. Well, she had cheated in another relationship so I guess this was karma. What makes this so amazing is that her A list celebrity boyfriend at the time was so ready to end it that he was trying to do as much damage as he could and had sex with this then, and still now, A list country singer who he had a long history with. They had sex in the bedroom of the house he shared with the A+ lister. He was not finished doing damage and hired a look-a-like hooker of the A+ list celebrity to come over and she wore the celebrity's lingerie and one of her wigs and the boyfriend filmed himself having sex with her. He then left the DVD on the nightstand with a note to the celebrity that said have a nice life.