This former A list singer/celebrity who is now just an A list celebrity who does other things well too, was having drinks with her boyfriend at a bar this week and when she thought he was starting to get too drunk said, "I had an enema today for you so you better not get drunk and pass out."
Dear ___________ (dadager)
A little holiday present for you. That guy who wants to be your future son in law is spending thousands on Viagra every month to convince your daughter that he is straight. Maybe over the pumpkin pie you could talk to him about your turkey leg.
In a scene straight out of Seinfeld, this former B list boy bander and A list reality star who now is a C list reality star and married was getting changed at a photo shoot and didn't notice the two people off to the side who had a great angle and could not stop laughing at how small his equipment is. I guess we know why his A list celebrity/singer/reality star ex was always making peen jokes about him. The stylists who saw him said it was worse than Ken Jeong in The Hangover.
There is going to be another guest for the holidays at this family Thanksgiving dinner because the father of this A list celebrity has someone special in his life who he is calling his boyfriend and apparently is ready for him to meet the family. The good news is that the new boyfriend is finally able to drink legally. Yeah, apparently the old man likes them young.
This A-list entertainer is very well liked, but not known for being the brightest bulb on the lamp, if you know what I mean. She's from a nutty entertainment family, and seems to be the sane one with her head screwed on straight, but that's just because she's blissfully unaware of everything and has a great team. Recently, she lost a huge amount of weight. People think it's because of a healthy lifestyle, but really, it's because her once A-list, now circling the drain on the C-list, family member gave her the magic bullet to shed the pounds. Good ol' Adderal. It worked, but it had a weird effect on the A-lister.
Honestly this is the best blind I have heard in awhile. OK, so back a few years ago this at the time A+ list celebrity/singer who really was not doing much singing that was successful and spent most of her time just looking pretty and selling things except when people were calling her fat, then she just sold things, got cheated on. Well, she had cheated in another relationship so I guess this was karma. What makes this so amazing is that her A list celebrity boyfriend at the time was so ready to end it that he was trying to do as much damage as he could and had sex with this then, and still now, A list country singer who he had a long history with. They had sex in the bedroom of the house he shared with the A+ lister. He was not finished doing damage and hired a look-a-like hooker of the A+ list celebrity to come over and she wore the celebrity's lingerie and one of her wigs and the boyfriend filmed himself having sex with her. He then left the DVD on the nightstand with a note to the celebrity that said have a nice life.
About once a year I hear a great story about the sibling of a celebrity who gets lost in the shuffle of being forgotten and then acts out hoping to be caught. Most of the time the celebrity is not famous enough so it doesn't make sense to write about the sibling. This is different though and it also is interesting because the sibling really does hide things well. That probably is because she went through a lot of trauma when she was younger and was molested by a very very close relative who because of circumstances never was able to get their hands on the celebrity sibling. Our sibling is female and her sibling is an A lister.
This back in the day boy bander who has now come full circle after not finding much success in between with other projects (reality tv) is a good looking guy. He seems nice and definitely has women who want him. Each time he has been married though his wives cheat the second they get a chance. His current wife is no exception and if not for his much larger income she would move on and away from the marriage. His latest wife did cheat while they were dating and seems to go for the dumb but sexy kind of guy. Generally low level C list actors. One was on a recently canceled remake of a hit show.
This A list celebrity/former singer and now reality star and possible future singer was being discussed over the weekend by her celebrity ex who doesn't play music but does play something else. He says that when they were dating that they would have sex and after it was over the celebrity would tell him that she forgot to take her pill. She would do this frequently. He was convinced she was trying to get pregnant and if he tried to use a condom she would refuse to have sex with him.
You have never seen in-laws get along as well as these two, except they are not in-laws yet. He does not have many friends. He is kind of in lock down mode and doesn't get to leave the house much. When he gets a new stash of Bolivia's finest, the first person he calls is his future celebrity sister-in-law. She appreciates it just as much as he does and if she happens to sometime sit on his lap while she does it that is ok right? It is not like he has married her A list celebrity sister yet.
This A+ list celebrity who used to be a pretty popular singer and a horrible actress was talking to friends the other night about the time she hooked up with this A+ list mostly movie actor a few years ago. They had dinner and then went back to her hotel.
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