Dear ___________ (dadager)
A little holiday present for you.
That guy who wants to be your future son in law is spending thousands on Viagra every month to convince your daughter that he is straight.
Maybe over the pumpkin pie you could talk to him about your turkey leg.
Jessica Simpson’s fiance Eric Johnson
Source: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net
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