Gwyneth Paltrow – Foxella

August 8, 2020

This should turn out well.

This foreign born former model turned reality star who has some celebrity offspring who are probably B+ list is teaming up with her long time snake oil selling friend and creating a line of products based on things the former model is growing on her own. This should turn out well.

June 1, 2020

She made a mockery of everything she has publicly said the past two months

The A list snake oil salesperson who also used to act got the press to write about the amazing job she did with a social distancing event when the reality was the complete opposite and made a mockery of everything she has publicly said the past two months.

April 30, 2020

She is going to be squeezed out if she tries to sell any similar products.

In these difficult times this permanent A- list actress wanted to sell some more overpriced fakery and corner the market in Kneepads. She has made a deal where they get a big chunk of change through a partnership with her and some of her items and they get to write really nice stuff about her and ignore the quack items. Oh, and it also means the former alliterate actress is going to be squeezed out if she tries to sell any similar products.

April 15, 2020

This will not turn out well.

The former A list mostly movie actress who will always be remembered for stealing a script and how she got her Oscar is back working with fellow snake oil salesperson/gym owner. This will not turn out well.

March 17, 2020

She is fully on board for selling a “natural cure” for the corona virus

There has been a war at the company of this former A list mostly movie actress who doesn't care about anyone other than herself. She is fully on board for selling a "natural cure" for the corona virus that has no medical testing at all.

March 12, 2020

Can’t wait for the new line of candles.

The top marketing guru for the permanent A- list actress had a meeting with the alliterate royal. Can't wait for the new line of candles.

January 10, 2020

She was talking smack about several of her exes

This permanent A- list mostly movie actress who stole her way to the top was talking smack about several of her exes, including two A list mostly movie actors who she complained had no drive to succeed and were only interested in having se-x and partying which is why she likes her current significant other because he has drive and is willing to have se-x with others and not her.

December 21, 2019

She talked about a vegan lube that she loves

At a recent holiday party, this A- list mostly movie actress turned annoying lifestyle influencer spent a good thirty minutes talking about her favorite sex toy and then pulled it out of her purse and talked about a vegan lube that she loves.

October 23, 2019

Everyone in the industry knows how she got a certain role and how she got that nomination.

A lot of revisionist history with this former A+ list mostly movie actress with an Oscar win/nomination and her dealings with the disgraced producer. Everyone in the industry knows how she got a certain role and how she got that nomination.

August 14, 2019

Of course she doesn’t even remember working with him

He is on and off the number one movie star of all time box office wise. So, of course this former A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee doesn't even remember working with him, or really anyone else that isn't convenient to her story which she always shares. There is quite possibly no other movie actress who has been more into herself and cares less about others.

August 9, 2019

She is employing almost exclusively current and former timeshare sales people

This former A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is employing almost exclusively current and former timeshare sales people to sell her own products and to host seminars.

July 26, 2019

Apparently there are some recordings made during a meeting

Apparently there are some recordings made during a meeting where this former A+ list mostly movie actress is openly discussing how much the company can charge people for the products she sells which are essentially worthless.