As we keep telling you, this is all business

There is a really fascinating negotiation going on behind the scenes of this big event. These two celebrities are arguing over attending the event together. He is going, but she really does not want to go… unless she gets paid! She has an entire list of reasons why she does not want to go: She is too busy. She doesn’t like the couple. She doesn’t want to be photographed. She doesn’t want to be videotaped.

It’s not about love. It’s about business.

Not going. Not going. Not going. Going. Wait. What happened? Why the change of heart? Have you seen any photos of these two famous couples together in the past year? No. How about a photo of just the two women together? No. That’s because the first couple is NOT friends with the second couple! In fact, the female of the first couple goes out of her way to avoid the female of the second couple, because she considers her "trash" (there’s that word again!). "Trash" was really embarrassed when she invited the female of the first couple to participate in an upcoming big event with her and was soundly rejected. She was further embarrassed when the first couple declared that they were not going to go to the event at all. But then… something changed.

Did you know that the marriage of this music couple started out as a business arrangement?

Did you know that the marriage of this music couple started out as a business arrangement? However, after a few years of living together, raising child/ren, and commingling money and careers, the lines got blurred and everything started feeling very personal. You already know that they fight with great passion when the cameras aren’t on them. Well, let’s talk about the biggest topic of those arguments: the women with whom he’s been sleeping! While we can’t name check every girl he’s ever had (because there have been a lot), we can tell you about some of the celebrities who are especially irritating to the Wife, as well as the cause of a great many arguments in their household.

This was not just a one time thing

It all started as a way for this A+ list entertainer (singer) to try and stop her husband from always cheating. They agreed he would stop cheating and she agreed to allow another woman into the bedroom. They picked someone who they both knew and that the husband was mentoring. What the wife didn't find out until later was that her husband had a sexual history with the woman brought in to spice things up. Our A+ lister hit it off with the woman immediately. They went everywhere together and talked and texted all the time. They were inseparable.

She is there in case you do leave early

I don't care who you are (A+ list singer/celebrity) it must be tough to sit in the same room at a party as your significant other and his mistress when you know that if you leave before your guy they will hook up and that she is there in case you do leave early.

I think the A lister made the right choice.

Grammy Awards: This B list celebrity/former reality star had the perfect smiley face before taking out her claws and knife and anything else she could find to stab this A+ list celebrity/singer in the back. The B lister, who was hammered at a pre-show party was begging for the A lister's phone number and when the A lister refused to give it that was it. The rest of the night the B lister talked about how awful the A lister is and how she thinks she is too good for everyone. Called her the c word a few times. I think the A lister made the right choice.

A single Class A drug that gets her up and keeps her up

You know that this award-winning superstar seems to have it all. Good looks, some talent, a long-term marriage, beautiful child/ren and wealth and fame beyond anyone’s wildest dreams. But do you know how she has the energy to do it all? A single Class A drug that gets her up and keeps her up. Her habit has gone from a once-in-a-while thing to an every day thing. We have to admit that we are a little surprised about the depth of her drug use. We know she smokes pot, but we never dreamed she would get into hard drugs. Then again, given that her family and husband have a long history with drugs, perhaps this is her fate.

The only thing our non famous sibling pays for is a cell phone bill

About once a year I hear a great story about the sibling of a celebrity who gets lost in the shuffle of being forgotten and then acts out hoping to be caught. Most of the time the celebrity is not famous enough so it doesn't make sense to write about the sibling. This is different though and it also is interesting because the sibling really does hide things well. That probably is because she went through a lot of trauma when she was younger and was molested by a very very close relative who because of circumstances never was able to get their hands on the celebrity sibling. Our sibling is female and her sibling is an A lister.

He has survived two attempts on his life in the past four months

In the wake of the blind item I had last week about the killings I got several tips about the one person everyone has expected to be killed for the past three years but somehow is still living. Although he was never an A list celebrity this guy was probably B- and for those of you who read celebrity blogs rather than just the weekly tabloids most of you know who he is. The tabloid only readers? They won't have a clue who the guy is because none of them want to talk about what he has done and they definitely don't want to cross you know who or she will keep posting photos to social media and never come back to the tabloids. Our celebrity has slept with what seems like almost every female recording artist.

She gets involved in things she shouldn’t

This A list mostly movie actress has volunteered herself as peace maker between this A+ list celebrity couple and this female B- list celebrity/singer who used to sleep with the male half of the celebrity couple. Our B lister wants some things or is going to start spilling secrets. For some reason the actress decided she could handle the whole thing. I think the actress might be interested in the B lister. It wouldn't shock me. It also doesn't shock me that she gets involved in things she shouldn't.

She never wants to see her again

Which Oscar winner who’s feuding with a music diva is also disliked by another singing star, who after spending an extended amount of time with the trophy holder, finds her such a trip she never wants to see her again?