The alliterate one has a Google alert for her name that she checks every hour like clockwork.

Of course she knew about the Housewives rumors and if she hadn’t got married to who she did get married to, she would be begging to get on the show and have a steady paycheck.

Meghan Markle

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

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Meghan Markle shuts it down: There will be no ‘Real Housewives of Montecito’ for her

Waiting to watch Meghan Markle flip a table? Well, keep waiting, because the Duchess of Sussex says there’s no way she will be part of the “Real Housewives” franchise. Not even if it comes to her star-studded California hometown of Montecito.

Not that any such reality show is genuinely up for consideration these days — though according to “Real Housewives” creator Andy Cohen, getting the duchess on “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” was discussed, briefly, around the time Markle and husband Prince Harry were leaving the U.K. for the U.S.

“What did you think?” Cohen asked Markle during the finale of her “Archetypes” podcast. “Bcause it had to have bubbled up to you that you moved to the States and everyone is like, ‘She should join the Beverly Hills “Housewives.”‘

“I’m like, she ain’t joining the Beverly Hills Housewives, everybody! She has a full plate! She’s Meghan Markle!,” Cohen continued. “You never heard that?” — she hadn’t — “Good! Well, I never even tried to stoke the fire, because I was like, folks, that’s not happening.”

Markle, who apparently was a huge “Housewives” fan for years, poked back at her guest.

“You mean, really, that this is my audition for ‘Real Housewives of Montecito’? Is this the moment?,” she asked.

“You don’t have to audition,” Cohen replied. “We’ll build the show around you. How about that?”

Then Markle cut it off: “There will be no reality show!,” she proclaimed firmly. “I never heard that. I never heard about the ‘Beverly Hills’ of it all.”

It turns out that Cohen had met Markle twice before taping “Archetypes,” but didn’t remember either meeting, much to his chagrin. She was on USA Network’s “Suits”; the “Housewives” franchise, which runs on Bravo, was and is also under the NBCUniversal umbrella. She said she tried to get booked on Cohen’s late-night show “Watch What Happens Live,” but couldn’t. – Source

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