Dear Closeted Actors/Celebrities Under 30,

All of you are being trolled.

Yes, including you Mr. New Guy/celebrity offspring who did the whole tweener network thing. I know you think the former tweener actress turned wannabe/will probably be a porn star before being the next Lindsay Lohan is doing you a favor by hanging out with you in public.

She isn’t.

She goes through your phone with a purpose.

Pictures and contacts.

She will return later in your career for a payoff.

Love & Bacon,
Enty

Nat Wolff
Bella Thorne

Source: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net


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