Revealed: Neither of them ever followed through.

This permanent A list actor with multiple hit shows is still alive.

One night, back in the day, he and this foreign born permanent A list artist, who sold his work in mass quantities as he aged, used to go out and pick up women together and used the pickup line that either the actor would put the women in a show, or the artists would paint their picture.

Neither of them ever followed through.

Dick Van Dyke
Richard Wayne Van Dyke is an American actor, entertainer, and comedian. His award-winning career has spanned seven decades in film, television, and stage. Van Dyke is the recipient of multiple awards, including a Golden Globe, Tony, Grammy, a Daytime Emmy, and four Primetime Emmys.

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