“I don’t care.”???

This B-list athlete is usually in the top five of 'most hated athletes' list. And this story will probably move him up a couple of notches... Recently, the athlete and his equally despised wife were having appetizers and drinks at a busy casual eating place. They were standing around a high-top bar table with some other people, so it wasn't like this was a cozy, intimate dinner.

Unfortunately he is American

A stripper says she danced for this A list television celebrity chef at his hotel room. No sex. She says she doesn't provide full service. Uh huh. Anyway she said that the chef liked calling her names and throwing money at her while she stripped. Sounds about right. Hey and the chef is not British. Unfortunately he is American.

Left the DVD on the nightstand with a note to the celebrity that said have a nice life

Honestly this is the best blind I have heard in awhile. OK, so back a few years ago this at the time A+ list celebrity/singer who really was not doing much singing that was successful and spent most of her time just looking pretty and selling things except when people were calling her fat, then she just sold things, got cheated on. Well, she had cheated in another relationship so I guess this was karma. What makes this so amazing is that her A list celebrity boyfriend at the time was so ready to end it that he was trying to do as much damage as he could and had sex with this then, and still now, A list country singer who he had a long history with. They had sex in the bedroom of the house he shared with the A+ lister. He was not finished doing damage and hired a look-a-like hooker of the A+ list celebrity to come over and she wore the celebrity's lingerie and one of her wigs and the boyfriend filmed himself having sex with her. He then left the DVD on the nightstand with a note to the celebrity that said have a nice life.

She says the pair had a long term affair and that he even once got her pregnant

This C list celebrity/model was married to an A+ list mostly movie actor who everyone loves. Well, they did until recently. Now, I think everyone realizes he can be a bit of a player and a diva. Anyway, the sister of his long term significant other is selling a story about the actor for some much needed money. She says the pair had a long term affair and that he even once got her pregnant.

Back up plans are in place

What celebrity couple who is supposed to tie the knot in a big way on television and NOT named Kardashian are having big issues. The guy is cheating like crazy and his girlfriend isn't sure she can stick it out until the big day even for the pay check. Back up plans are in place.

Fresh cutting marks. I thought she had stopped.

This former A list tweener who is almost an A list celebrity/singer now, had to have a wardrobe change the other day during a photo shoot because her scars on her thighs were bleeding. Fresh cutting marks. I thought she had stopped. She does them that high up so they can't be spotted.

Back off. I don’t want my picture taken with you!

There was quite a kerfuffle at a charity event recently, when it was time to take some candid photos backstage. You know, the cutsey pictures of the celebrities getting ready to perform or clowning around. Well, this former solid B list singer, with the same level of name recognition, but not in the limelight anymore, refused to pose for pictures with this former A-list singer. Not because of any past issues the former A-lister might have had that have been tabloid fodder, but because of her diva behavior during the charity event. The other performers had to make a lot of concessions to accomodate the former A-lister and her entourage.

He was cheating on her but she went crazy

What former American Idol contestant who kind of made it big doing reality television and other things on television other than singing to make a living and was a well known name, lost all her fame after she rammed the car of her boyfriend with her own car in his driveway after getting wasted on coke and booze. He was cheating on her but she went crazy. No one would hire her after.

They did a frisk of her because they thought she was working the streets

Back in the day this actress was probably B- on a very good day. Name recognition was higher because of her body and her name. Anyway she is married to a B list actor/celeb/reality star. The wife was walking down Sunset the other night to where her car was parked and a police officer had her stop and they did a frisk of her because they thought she was working the streets. Seems about right considering what she wears. This is not any Lamas or mix of a Lamas.

He takes the child and calls the agency and returns the child the next morning

This former A list mostly movie actress who was once A+ list and is now probably a comfortable B for a few years more before her inevitable slide does not work much. Her sobriety is her work right now. She has good days and bad days with that and her definition of sobriety is a lot different from others especially when it comes to pills. She considers it a success when she stays off the harder stuff and the booze. She also does not consider smoking a joint violating her sobriety. It is a work in progress. A few years ago, our actress, who is still married by the way in a marriage that just won't end went to an adoption agency.

If this happens payback would be incredible

If this happens payback would be incredible. This female talk show host is being cheated on by her husband with a woman who is super young. He is smitten like a puppy dog. If he ends up splitting with the talk show host there is no way she would ever be able to build those bridges she has burned over the years.

Playing with his frank and beans crazy

What wife/mom and former Office actress went a little crazy with a male stripper at a party recently. Really went crazy. As in would not stop reaching inside his Speedo and playing with his frank and beans.