September 2013 – Page 2

A sad ending to what could have been a great career

This actor is B- list. Mostly television at this point in his career. He was going to be the next A+ list superstar. He was everywhere. When movies were made when he was younger his name was at the top of every wish list. He was huge. He also got a big head and started trashing his friends and rumor has it is the reason one of his friends died. How? Got him hooked on drugs and never even bothered to send a card to the family. The rest of the family hates him and have spread the word against him whenever they get a chance. They have not had to do much. He has done most of the damage himself.

She has spent about $500K in the past 18 months doing everything she can to get pregnant

This former A list reality star and now a C list celebrity who thinks of herself as the Kanye of celebrities and that people will always love her even though they haven't liked her for a decade has been trying to get pregnant. Scary to me too. Apparently she is having all kinds of trouble. She has been pregnant in the past and had miscarriages and she has tried IVF with no luck and has spent about $500K in the past 18 months doing everything she can. I think it might be all the STD's or the drugs that have caused the problem.

Her offspring only come over when it is going to be on television

This celebrity mother of some very famous offspring has a fleet of escorts she calls upon every night. Not for sex, but just for dinner and someone to talk to. Her offspring only come over when it is going to be on television.

Olympian likes to wear wigs and lingerie

This former A+ list celebrity who also happens to be an Olympic gold medal gymnast told some friends that her soon to be ex-husband who was also an Olympian likes to wear wigs and lingerie and pretend he is a female gymnast who likes to be ordered around.

You didn’t think it would hurt at all

Sometimes when parents smoke pot with their kids this happens. Isn't that right A list movie star couple? You didn't think it would hurt at all.

Your dad hit on me

"Your dad hit on me." "It's just how he is. I wouldn't worry about it." "Are you going to talk to him?" "Don't get upset. He just tried to kiss you. Would that be so bad?"

She really thought it was no big deal

I've decided there is something wrong with this A list actress who divides her time between television and movies and is A list in both. I don't know if it's drugs or meds she takes but she was laughing on the set of her show while telling another person about how she cheats on her actor husband and that he wouldn't mind if he knew. Laughing. She really thought it was no big deal.

Had a million blow jobs from men and women

" I ( A list celebrity/band member who was married to a former A list celebrity) have had a million blow jobs from men and women and by far the best one I ever got was from _________________ (B- list mostly television actress who has A list name recognition and was most recently on a hit almost network series.)"

He then asked if she had any friends who would be interested

This former almost A list mostly television actor who barely works as an actor at night any longer is back at screwing with the head of this A list celebrity/reality star again. Our actor hooked up with a waitress this past week and while they were both naked after sex he took a call from our celebrity and said he wasn't doing much and that he couldn't wait to see her later and then he hung up and wanted sex with the waitress again who called him a sleaze and left. He then asked if she had any friends who would be interested.

The women had saved years to come on the trip and they wouldn’t stop crying the next day

This guy is an actor. He is also a former A+ list celebrity/singer who is now a B- list mostly television actor who moonlights as an A- list singer/celebrity. Not alone though. Anyway he is really careful about making sure that everyone he meets and greets with has the best time of their life.

Ambience technician a.k.a producer

Every young star needs a fixer in their entourage to score their drugs. In movie circles this usually means a "producer" with a trust fund. There's one international film financier photographed with almost every troubled star and starlet... usually just before they head to rehab. So it's bad news for the team around which once-hot young Brit actor (whose love-life and advertising deals are bigger news than his recent films) as their boy seems to be hanging out more and more with his "ambience technician"?

“Oh, I had sex with her”

"Oh, I had sex with her." Everyone turns to look. "Yeah. There was that time after the hard core sex movie that I turned away from guys and the two of us hooked up." B-/C+ list mostly movie actress with B+ name recognition who has a very unusual name discussing her one night fling with this former A list mostly movie actress who deserves to be a C lister and can't find her way out of the closet.