The first two didn’t take him long

This A+ list mostly movie actor who is known for the number of women he dates and is not named Leo told friends the other night that he has had sex with two of the three acting sisters in the family and says the third is in his sights. He says the first two didn't take him long at all and that he managed to have sex with one of them two hours after he met her.

She could make life rough for them

This former almost A list television actress who now is more of a reality/talk show kind of person told some friends that a few years ago she dreaded going to parties where she knew this B list mostly movie actress wife of an A+ list mostly movie actor would be because the actress would always hit on our now talk show person all the time. The actress would try and intimidate others in her circle to get them to be with her. If they didn't she could make life rough for them.

Lost a testicle

This former A list Disney tweener apparently lost a testicle. Not, not like he went looking for it and couldn't find it but he got into a fight with a woman he was dating because he was cheating on her and she hit him with a broom handle. It wasn't that hard but got him right where it counted and he had surgery a couple of months ago.

Donating time and giving to charity

This almost A+ list mostly movie actress was talking about donating time and giving to charity and the actress said she leaves all of that to her husband because she doesn't have time and that people should help themselves. She then did add, "Oh wait. I have given to charity. I once took a bag of clothes our maid left behind and donated them. So there."

The escort demanded to be paid

This openly gay female talk show host caused a scene at a hotel two weeks ago when she refused to pay money to an escort who had shown up at the hotel room of our talk show host who did not find the woman she had hired attractive enough. The escort demanded to be paid and started yelling and the talk show host started yelling and wouldn't back down and called security.

She asked if there were going to be goody bags at the event

This actress is mostly movies. She did have a nice little cameo arc on a hit television show at one point. Anyway she is B list now but only thanks to a franchise otherwise she is C list with A list name recognition. She also is not that concerned with much that goes on in life other than her. Two days ago she was at an event and someone started talking to her about Kenya and what was going on there. The actress confessed to knowing nothing about it and then asked if there were going to be goody bags at the event before walking off to check.

Always finds her way into his hotel room

A celebrity chef not named Bobby Flay or Gordon Ramsay and who doesn't do much cooking even on his shows must be trading in his much younger wife for the even much younger production assistant who always finds her way into his hotel room while they are on the road.

She is going downhill fast

This B- list mostly television actress from a very hit show says she is recovering from an illness and that is why she looks so sickly and near death. Nice try. She blows about a quarter of her weekly paycheck on drugs and she is going downhill fast.

She kept telling her friends she was in love

This former A+ list super model who is still A list and has some other projects like television and being annoying and is not named Heidi Klum recently went on vacation. She kept telling her friends she was in love and everything was amazing with her new guy and marriage talk was in the air and blah blah blah. The thing was though he had broken up with her the week before and changed his number just so she would stop bothering him.

Her practice as a Wiccan

In addition to her strange fetishes, this former almost A list mostly movie actress destined to be the next big thing, who is now a still gorgeous C+ lister also has some other issues. She freaked cast members out on her latest movie when she would suddenly start chanting and then would retreat to her trailer and start performing other rituals she says are part of her practice as a Wiccan.

More known for her parents than her acting ability

This actress is C list. A good actress but more known for her parents than her acting ability. Oh and her boyfriend. She was known for him too. Our actress ran into this B+ actor from a hit franchise that hit a bit of a bump this year when the latest installment was released. He is taking some of the blame and broached the idea of the actress being his beard. She's all for it. Loves it as a matter of fact.