August 2013 – Page 3

Our celebrity tried some other tricks but couldn’t manage to get him going

Last week I did a few crazy hookups where I gave you one half of the couple and made you guess the other half. I almost did it again with this one, but, it's pretty easy, so figured you could get it without the extra help. Oh, and this one will be revealed. So, imagine if you will a reality star. At the time she was an A list reality star. She is still almost an A list celebrity. She hooked up with this A+ list mostly movie actor who is still A+ list. Both of them had been drinking heavily and our reality star was also known for doing things other than booze, and had been having some considerable helpings of the other stuff.

He should do that while facing his back to the table

This A+ list mostly movie actress went ballistic yesterday at a restaurant during lunch when she thought she saw a waiter looking down her unbuttoned shirt. To be fair, she did have two of the very bottom buttons fastened, but the top six or so had slowly been unbuttoned as she had a few drinks. The actress jumped up and started yelling at the guy who said all he was doing was reaching down to pick up the empty glasses.

That HGH/steroids combo he is taking right now…

This A list is everything, except for movies. He has been in them, but mostly in cameos. Anyway, he has always dabbled in drugs and has been busted and exposed in this spot at least once in a reveal and more than once in blinds. That HGH/steroids combo he is taking right now though is worse than anything he has done before. That smack he gave his B list celebrity girlfriend last week was because he blamed her for his impotence problems.

The person who allegedly did this has made people disappear before

This B list celebrity who flirted with A list celebrity status there for awhile and hopes her new show will put her back there told a friend of hers that she was sexually assaulted two weeks ago and was threatened with death of she told anyone. Of course she told her friend who has not been shy about telling the story. Apparently there is some truth to the possible death threat.

You heard what she said. Go get the women.

This A list celebrity/singer spent one of the nights this weekend glued to side of her B list celebrity husband. He kept trying to get her to go home and she refused. At one point they started screaming at each other because she wanted to know why he wanted her to go home so much. She finally stormed out of the club they were at and told him he could fuck whoever he wanted because she was out of there. He then turned to his friend and said, "You heard what she said. Go get the women."

Two interesting stories about one very moody celebrity

We have two interesting stories about one very moody celebrity who was in attendance at the Video Music Awards last night. First, Moody showed little emotion whenever the cameras were on her… but she was dishing out some choice tidbits of nastiess when they weren’t! Her comments were directed specifically toward one young female Singer. While the Singer was on stage picking up an award, Moody was doing all kind of grousing.

Knocked her girlfriend down a huge flight of stairs

This 75% out of the closet B list celebrity/mostly movie actress got into a huge fight with her girlfriend last week. They were fighting because our actress/celebrity was cheating and got caught. Our actress/celebrity knocked her girlfriend down a huge flight of stairs and the girlfriend lost a tooth and suffered a concussion as a result. That might also explain the $50K watch our actress/celebrity said was for a gift two days after. To who though?

When people love spreading gay rumors about you

When you are an A+ list reality star and celebrity and everything else and people love spreading gay rumors about you, the last thing you probably need to be doing is having one of the most expensive, well known gay escorts sitting in the back of your town car waiting for you when you emerged from dinner this weekend.

He always wanted a foursome

This current A list celebrity who will go back to B list when his song stops bombarding us daily spent part of the weekend engaging in what he called a little celebration. He always wanted a foursome and he got his wish this weekend. He seemed most excited that they allowed him to take photos and didn't charge him.

I won’t be mad at the other woman

"Look, why should I give a fuck whether some guy is married or has a girlfriend. If she can't keep him happy, then maybe I can. If my guy goes off with another woman it means I'm doing something wrong. I won't be mad at the other woman, I will be mad at myself." B-/C+ list mostly movie actress with almost A list name recognition, and a fairly new mother.

He was yelling at his actress girlfriend because she had not watched his latest project

This almost A list actor who is on a very hit network show and is unfortunately back in movies only cares about himself. That is not a shocker I guess. What is disturbing is the complete meltdown he had in a restaurant when he was yelling at his actress girlfriend because she had not watched his latest project yet even though she had it for a day.

What she does not know is…

This A list singer/celebrity has cheated on his actress wife lots of times. She knows it and pretends it has not happened. What she does not know is that one of the people her husband had an affair with is the wife's best friend. Well, probably her only friend. Well, is she really a friend if you are paying her to be around you? The friend is also a celebrity. B- list? Lots of celebrity friends who pay her.