Actress fell over on the guy sitting next to her

This former B list mostly movie actress turned friend to those who have money and occasional actress was so blitzed on a flight from a NYC to LA that the actress fell over on the guy sitting next to her and it took three people to lift her off the guy. Five minutes later, the process was repeated and went on for almost half the flight.

The ex even arranges for other women to be brought in

This former almost A+ list mostly movie actor who has turned to television in his older years has also turned to his ex for a little help. His ex, is probably a C list celebrity who used to be a B list reality star who pops up in the news about once a year. Anyway, our actor is always being busted by his wife for cheating, but he and his ex came to a financial arrangement. She needed the money and he needed someone who would stay quiet about sex.

If he ever stops paying

This famous sister got her breast implants removed because her biggest customer likes her to have a more natural look. If he ever stops paying, the sister says she wants to go back to a bigger size.

Only time she can drink and do drugs…

This A list television talk show host loves going to work every day because its the only time she can drink and do drugs. Her boyfriend has said he will break up with her if she does them while they are together. Too many nights of having to carry her after she passes out.

Walked down to the front desk with the fruit basket

This A list singer/celebrity checked into a hotel last week and twenty minutes later walked down to the front desk with the fruit basket that had been left in her room and she started tossing the fruit at the staff and asked them how long she would have to stay in the hotel before they remembered she hates fruit.

When I want you to talk, I will tell you

This still A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner was at dinner this week with her husband and a few of her friends. When the husband started to correct something our actress was saying, she turned to him and said, "When I want you to talk, I will tell you." The husband shut up for the rest of the dinner and just stared down at his phone.

Feel no pain

This Lady is drowning her sorrows by staying high. Raunchy behavior by her man with other women in public have her trying to ...feel no pain.

Confession 1

I will not reveal who I’ve worked with or what I’ve starred in obviously, as I don’t want to be identified. I love my career, and I know I would lose my leading man status if I ever came out. I feel terribly guilty about many different things. First of all, I feel like I’m misleading my fans. I know a lot of women watch my movies to watch me, and part of that is fantasy, and I feel like it’s all based on a lie. They do a lot market analysis in Hollywood. I get told about which demographics I do well with, and I feel like I’m misleading so many people, or letting them down.

She never wants to see her again

Which Oscar winner who’s feuding with a music diva is also disliked by another singing star, who after spending an extended amount of time with the trophy holder, finds her such a trip she never wants to see her again?

He would text his current significant other, but…

This former A+ list tweener is now a B+ when it comes to talent and A++ when it comes to name recognition. She says that when she spent some time with this A+ list celebrity/rapper this week he would text his current significant other, but spent most of the time with his male assistant either giving him shoulder rubs or sitting on his lap or even rubbing his feet.

She never did with her ex-husband either

This A+ list celebrity/singer would love a baby, but that would require her to have unprotected sex with her A list celebrity boyfriend. He is not the kind of guy you want to do that with, because of the gift that keeps on giving and she never did with her ex-husband either.