Now that this celebrity couple has split up again, you are going to read all sorts of spin by both PR teams about the demise of their relationship.
Want to know what really happened? Of course you do!
Basically, Mr. Older and Wiser kept telling Miss Younger and Eager that in order to be a committed couple, she needed to make more of an effort! She needed to arrange her work schedule and home around his work schedule and geographic preferences and family needs and ex-wife’s needs.
Thinking that he would keep up his end of the bargain, our actress did so.
Her reward for that?
Finding out that he couldn’t keep it in his pants and was screwing another celebrity!
They had a big fight and broke up again. She’s hurting a bit.
He’s screwing a lot.
BONUS CLUE! All four people in this blind item are blonde.
Mr. Older and Wiser: Chris Martin
Miss Younger and Eager: Jennifer Lawrence
Ex-wife: Gwyneth Paltrow
Other celebrity: Annabelle Wallis