I did not see this one coming. This B list actress who will take anything, even behind the camera has A+ list name recognition thanks to a marriage. The always quiet one got busted in a NYC restroom making out with a guy. There was no sex, but there was a lot of rearranged clothing and hands in places that seemed to be leading to sex.
At least two people got kicked out of the Chateau Marmont yesterday for pulling out their cellphones and trying to get a photo of this B list mostly movie actress who used to be married to an A+ list mostly movie actor. Our actress was passed out at a table in the garden after consuming way too much booze.
Everyone wants to know why this B list mostly movie actress with A+ list name recognition has not found a new boyfriend yet. She has one, but he is married and she is very good at keeping secrets.
Well, well, well. This B list mostly movie actress who is relying on her A+ list name recognition to stay in the B list range needed a window repaired in the bedroom of her apartment because of a bird strike. Apparently some furniture had to be moved and behind one of the pieces of furniture were several sex toys. I wonder if she used them when she was married to her actor ex. Probably needed to.
KINDNESS: This actress is B- list. Mostly movies although she got her start on television. Now she does a little of this and a little of that but still has great name recognition because of that past relationship. She arranged for 100 people to fly to Disney World for spring break. They were all families who are homeless that she discovered while doing some volunteer work at a food bank. She wanted to do something special so foot the bill for airfare and admissions and hotel.
In honor of me getting to see Lindsay Lohan screw up for hours on end while filming a television show I thought we would play the game of who has she had sex with that you don't know about. All of them are surprising. #1- Academy Award winner/multiple nominee. Married. Has been in a relationship both times he had sex with her. Once he was even married.
She is talking. The former B+ list mostly movie actress who got one big starring role and then was relegated to smaller roles because she had to be there to satisfy the whims of the man. Well, she is tired of him and tired of everything and she is talking. She knows absolutely everything. More than anyone else knows. When they make this a movie, and they will, I wonder if she will be alive to watch it.
This B list mostly movie actress who is only B because of her A+ list name recognition had to send a car and driver to pick up her child from school the other day. Our actress was too hammered at noon to go out in public. She hadn't realized it was a day kids got out early and teachers had to call and remind the actress when the child was the last to be picked up.
I never thought I would see this B list get whatever she can actress with A+ list name recognition, dancing on tables while drunk but she did this week. She took her two friends out and they had a room for twenty people to themselves. The whole dancing on tables thing loses its impact if there are only two of you and a waitress coming in to drop off another bottle.
This former almost A list mostly movie actress should probably be a C+ lister at this point but that name of hers is going to keep her hovering at the A list for at least a couple of more years. She has A+ name recognition. She is also turning into a not very nice person. That sweet image she tried so hard to craft goes away when you are around her. She left her child home while she went out to eat with a couple of friends. When anyone approached the actress for a photo or to say hello, her bodyguard would leap into action and keep them away. Apparently she doesn't want to meet any fans and won't ever pose for a photo. She won't sign anything and will ignore any attempts at conversation. I think she needs to think about where she is going to be in a few years and how desperate she will be for fans.
This B list mostly movie actress who is only a B lister because of the A+ list name recognition does not have many friends. So, when our actress wanted to have a party last week she had to call almost a dozen women she barely knew to fill out her party. The actress always thinks people are better friends with her than is the case. The party was really awkward with the two people she actually is friends with doing the talking for the others.
She is sweet and pretty on the outside, but don’t let this actress’ docile appearance fool you! She spent years being dragged through the tabloids over her last marriage. Even though the situation was a complete nightmare, she managed to handle the attention with external grace. She exacted her revenge very quietly and methodically behind the scenes, and walked away with nary a scratch. She is much tougher than she looks. So when a third-rate actress – with whom she had never worked or socialized – recently took a swipe at her, Actress 1 took the same approach.