June 12, 2019

She is tired of trailing her boyfriend everywhere he goes.

The A list everything in her mind is tired of trailing her boyfriend everywhere he goes. Each time she doesn't though, he starts talking to other women or making plans to meet other women. It is exhausting for our A lister.
May 2, 2019

It is looking more and more likely that she won’t make it to the altar

It is looking more and more likely that the permanent A list everything in her mind won't make it to the altar. Too many women and too many nights "at work," from her significant other to handle. Something needs to give, and it isn't going to be him unless it involves making it rain over str-ippers.
April 15, 2019

She was trembling so much after hearing about her significant other’s latest side piece

This A list everything in her mind took a good solid 5 minutes to roll a joint because she was trembling so much after hearing about her significant other's latest side piece.
April 5, 2019

This engagement is looking less likely to make it to the wedding.

This A list everything in her mind is finally starting to question whether being publicly embarrassed down the road by her significant other is what she really wants. This engagement is looking less likely to make it to the wedding.
March 9, 2019

He is missing that old life of his and even called an ex within the last couple of weeks.

The former A+ list athlete got some time away from the A list everything in her mind significant other and immediately called a couple of his favorite strip-pers. He has not done that in awhile. He is missing that old life of his and even called an ex within the last couple of weeks.
March 3, 2019

She just wanted to get some attention for it because she is going to be selling a diet and workout program.

This permanent A list everything in her mind never has carbs or sugar. She just wanted to get some attention for it because she is going to be selling a diet and workout program.
February 28, 2019

Just like other deals the significant other has done in the past

This A list everything in her mind and her significant other are trying to sell some land deal that will probably cause all the investors other than themselves to lose money, just like other deals the significant other has done in the past.
February 26, 2019

Why the voice in the vocal track sounds nothing like her

This A list everything in her own mind says someone made the decision to auto tune the hell out of her voice and use a key she has never used which is why the voice in the vocal track sounds nothing like her. Uh huh.