Tom Holland – Foxella

May 4, 2020

She is afraid it will crush her post franchise career

This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress is that high because of the massive franchise in which she starred the past several years. In a movie she recently finished filming, the acting of her co-star was sub-par and she is afraid it will crush her post franchise career.

January 2, 2020

A lister is returning the favor.

This long time closeted A list mostly movie actor has not hooked up with another actor in a decade. Not since his long term relationship with a former co-star. Now, he has a foreign born A- list mostly movie actor completely smitten with him and our A lister is returning the favor.

June 29, 2019

Yes, that foreign born superhero is the culprit.

I guess everyone finally figured out who was leaking superhero spoilers to certain members of the press. Yes, that foreign born superhero is the culprit.

March 25, 2019

He thinks it is real

All it takes is a willingness to sleep with celebrities whether they be male (former A+ list tweener) or female (former A+ list tweener), the COO of a company and fake your way through a relationship with an actor who thinks it is real and then you too can be the new face of a brand.

February 2, 2019

3 blinds in a row

The ultimate kneepadding weekly magazine is being paid a monthly fee through a PR company for approximately 10 positive stories per month about this alliterate former actress turned celebrity. / This permanent A list country singer with a seemingly permanent side gig is cheating on his long time celebrity girlfriend with a staffer of a television show. / This foreign born A- list superhero has been out a lot with a woman who is definitely not the one named actress everyone assumes to be his girlfriend.

July 29, 2018

3 blinds in a row

As part of her new tour, this former A list singer who is still A- list had to agree in writing to a clause that says she forfeits her night's fee if she is more than 30 minutes late for her scheduled show. / This former A list tween actress turned A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who has a little higher name recognition than her spot on the acting list was telling everyone last night that she caught her actor boyfriend cheating on her again.

November 26, 2017

He is cheating on her with one of her closest friends

This one named actress who is probably B+ at this point and mostly movies is being cheated on by her foreign born A list boyfriend. To make things worse for his former co-star, he is cheating on her with one of her closest friends.

May 26, 2017

This just shows you that if you don’t want attention, you can avoid it.

I always marvel at how you can be a movie superhero and your girlfriend can be a one named former Disney star and you can keep the whole thing secret for almost the last year. It just shows you that if you don’t want attention, you can avoid it.