This A+ list mostly movie actor usually has things under control when out in public. When he first heard about the devastating review of his most recent movie though he lost it and went on a fifteen minute rant about everyone in the production except himself.
This A+ list mostly movie actor had a secret meeting this week while out of the country with a couple of men from the group that is causing him so many problems.
At least two people got kicked out of the Chateau Marmont yesterday for pulling out their cellphones and trying to get a photo of this B list mostly movie actress who used to be married to an A+ list mostly movie actor. Our actress was passed out at a table in the garden after consuming way too much booze.
This is a world-renowned movie star who likes to keep personal publicity entirely his way and his reluctance for anything outside the approved parameters extends to other grown-up members of his family. Some newspapers are reluctant to tangle with him, thanks to previous litigation. So imagine how surprised they were when 'his people' suddenly gave the go-ahead for an item concerning a relative. A change of heart? Or did our Mr Movie realize that if the truth got out in some other way, such as social media, people might spot that he is a great deal wealthier than his poor relation who actually needs to make some money?
Which barely-hanging-on to A-list actor and franchise star lent his private jet to his longtime bff and Svengali even though they haven't spoken to each other in about a year? Hmmm...
A few years before he met and married his famous actress wife, this multi-hyphenate celebrity was engaged to someone else. Although there were theories and vague excuses tossed about as to why that engagement ended so suddenly (Drugs? Alcohol? Infidelity?), the real story was never told. Until today. They dated for more than five years. He was a celebrity on the rise, and she was a regular girl. Lots of ups and downs in their relationship, but she had stuck by him, and he finally proposed (in a very romantic way).
Which barely-hanging-onto A-list actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is in hiding because of a botched face-lift?
KINDNESS: This actress is B- list. Mostly movies although she got her start on television. Now she does a little of this and a little of that but still has great name recognition because of that past relationship. She arranged for 100 people to fly to Disney World for spring break. They were all families who are homeless that she discovered while doing some volunteer work at a food bank. She wanted to do something special so foot the bill for airfare and admissions and hotel.
This megastar actor was MIA for a couple of months, which is an eternity in the celebrity world. Where was he? Working? Nope. He was getting his face done! For the second time. Or is it the third time? The actor is working on multiple sequels to his past hit films, so multiple face sequels make sense. Once again, it’s good work. But it IS work. His new boyish haircut covers the plastic surgery scars that haven’t quite healed. Until they do… it’s shaggy time!
She is talking. The former B+ list mostly movie actress who got one big starring role and then was relegated to smaller roles because she had to be there to satisfy the whims of the man. Well, she is tired of him and tired of everything and she is talking. She knows absolutely everything. More than anyone else knows. When they make this a movie, and they will, I wonder if she will be alive to watch it.
Remember his big snub? Turns out it had something to do with his perfect wife. You wouldn't think anyone could hold anything against her -- the ideal mother, the supportive spouse -- but this goes back years, when she was a candidate for a set-up. A very powerful man set her up with a single man who needed a girlfriend. A professional meeting turned into him knowing everything about her -- too much about her -- and a very strange gift: wildlife. She ran the f-ck away and didn't look back, offending the major Hollywood player who tried to broker the romance. He was so disappointed in her that he put out the word -- he won't work with her anymore. And eventually, when it came for her now-husband to rise to acclaim, and against his own project no less, he called in every contact he could to make sure that the husband's name wasn't included, though in the end, even he couldn't control the outcome.
This A list mostly movie actor who used to be A+ and the biggest star on the planet says from now on he will only date women of other races. I'm pretty sure he is still willing to date guys from his own race though. Oh, and let them live on the first floor. Behind the door he likes to call his "study."