She wants people to think she has been single for the past couple of years because it makes her story better

The former tweener turned adult singer/actress wants people to think she has been single for the past couple of years because it makes her story better and also is a dig at the celebrity offspring because it will make her more paranoid that our actress is pining. Our actress has dated and been involved in a fairly serious relationship at one point too in these past couple of years.

So far, nada.

This B+ list actress had been told to expect some type of an apology through song from this A- list singer/bad actress for the really bad behavior of the singer and not being there when the actress was having a really rough time because of what she did for the singer. So far, nada.

3 blinds in a row

Is it a rite of passage that if you are a female celebrity/actress who wants a same se-x fling while in Paris that you hook up with this singer? The list is a really long one and the three named actress hooked up with her this weekend. / This streaming service gave very specific instructions to make sure its shows were listed in a recent survey of most watched. The actual numbers were reversed but that would probably spook investors. / She is thinking about it, but nothing is set in stone for this former A- list tweener turned A- list adult singer/really bad actress and the singer who wants her to beard for him for just a bit.

Now the offspring is back to full on jealousy/stalking mode

This B list celebrity offspring knows that her husband would dump her in a second if his ex would agree to take him back. She noticed that her husband was recently reaching out to people again to get contact info for the ex, so now the offspring is back to full on jealousy/stalking mode.

Good for her.

The former child star turned tween star turned A- list singer/bad actress turned down coke twice this week. Good for her. The cynic in me of course wonders if she just turned it down because it was where others could see her, or is she really sober. I'm hoping for the latter.

She dumped the person who saved her life

This former A- list tweener turned A- list adult singer who has spent a lot of time in rehab has done a George Lopez. No, she hasn't dumped a spouse for hookers and strippers but did dump the person who saved her life and is abusing what the person gave her.

This is going to be an interesting battle with people taking sides.

This former tweener turned A- list adult singer/bad actress is planning on defending the Canadian sounding last letter from recent attacks. Yes, she slept with him, and yes, she was with someone at the time, but said she never felt pressured. This is going to be an interesting battle with people taking sides. Is it because the accused didn't want to work with the former Disney actress?

He is always trying to text her, but is blocked.

The story goes that this B+ list celebrity offspring found text messages on her husband's phone. Her husband, a foreign born A- list singer supposedly had messages from his A- list ex on his phone. Not exactly. He is always trying to text her, but is blocked. He uses her name in his phone though for someone he is cheating on his wife with.

Wanted someone who looks like his ex I guess.

Last week while his wife was out for most of the night, this foreign born former A+ list tweener hooked up with a brunette with one of our former tweener's friends acting as an intermediary. Wanted someone who looks like his ex I guess.