Salma Hayek – Page 3

Everyone just wanted to give her a hug when they saw what she was doing.

It is probably a mid-life crisis considering a recent milestone, but this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was trying to hang out with a bunch of barely 20 somethings over the weekend at an event and failing miserably. Everyone just wanted to give her a hug when they saw what she was doing. Complete opposite reaction whenever anyone sees the married one name singer trying to do the same thing.

She spends most of her days locked up in her NYC apartment doing drugs while the nannies take care of the child

This mom and former supermodel who does nothing now spends most of her days locked up in her NYC apartment doing drugs while the nannies take care of the child she gets a lot of money for.

She caught her husband cheating with a model for the umpteenth time

The end of the marriage is near for this foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. She caught her husband cheating with a model for the umpteenth time and no amount of money is going to help her get over it this time.

She had several people desperate to keep her dry

After having an employee of her husband fired last year for not keeping the rain away from our actress, she had several people desperate to keep her dry at an event this year. This A list Academy Award nominee/winner actress said it is one of the perks to being married to someone rich.

He enjoys groupie sex because he can make them do all the work

This former A list mostly movie actor, still a solid youthful looking B who used to be Mr. Consistent when it came to award nominations every year, including at least one of the Academy Award variety said the worst relationship he ever had was with this foreign born mostly movie A list actress because she expected him to actually make an effort when it comes to sex. He enjoys groupie sex because he can make them do all the work and doesn't care about whether they are satisfied or not. Of course it will be revealed. A bonus hint is he used to date this former A list celebrity/singer who is still an A list celebrity.

If it was a movie the good guy would have won

This had the chance to be a full blown love story. If it was a movie the good guy would have won. Unfortunately it is real life and that sometimes gets in the way of happy endings. Not the happy endings of massage parlors but happy endings like we enjoy in movies. Give a test audience a movie that doesn't have a happy ending and it better be something magical or they are going to force you to change it. Anyway, these two were meant for each other. She is a foreign born A list mostly movie actress and he is a foreign born A list mostly movie actor. They first hooked up on the set of a movie and they never left each other. From day one through the end of filming they slept together and ate together and worked together. Sure, they made a crap movie but they had love or lust or passion or something. Sure he needed rehab and she had been juggling some complicated other relationships but it was love or lust or passion or something.